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oisincoleman64
April 7th 2017


2649 Comments


"1.4 very poor"
There's your answer

gryndstone
April 8th 2017


2729 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

im gonna listen to it

gryndstone
April 8th 2017


2729 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

this is so inoffensive



Young's chorus is almost as bad as Closer's. If it had some female vox it would totally be Closer pt. 2

bentheREDfan
April 8th 2017


502 Comments


Why did people assume this would be good?

Hopelust
April 8th 2017


3613 Comments


Well, they're popular enough to make it to SNL this week, maybe that's why?

conditionals
April 8th 2017


557 Comments


Fuck this band for undoing years of hard work convincing people that 'actually Coldplay are OK'.

BlazinBlitzer
April 8th 2017


2018 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Sputnik... Do Not Visit

At least this is better than Starset's new album, but the Coldplay track is worst of all time.

Kompys2000
Emeritus
April 9th 2017


9428 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Saw these guys perform on SNL last night and found them aggressively dull. Sounds like they don't fare much better on record...

Spec
April 9th 2017


39391 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

lmao you guys don't understand the brilliance of the record

Azertherion
April 9th 2017


510 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Not in the slightest degree :p

Aberf
April 9th 2017


3986 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Some good dig right there, Azer.

Azertherion
April 10th 2017


510 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

It probably is, yet I didn't listen to it for now, I need to remind myself to. I'm still wondering if the 62th Op. of the Nocturnes is worth a 4 or a 4.5.

swipenet
April 13th 2017


3352 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

A solid improvement.

swipenet
April 13th 2017


3352 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I KNOW IT'S PATHETIC, FUCK IT, YEAH I SAID IT

Aberf
April 13th 2017


3986 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Solid improvement from 1.0 to 1.5 eh?

swipenet
April 13th 2017


3352 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Yep

showder
April 27th 2017


1 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

This.... was pretty bad.

Hurricanslash
April 28th 2017


1831 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Album is a constant, endless assault of "Why the HELL WOULD YOU DO THIS? THIS IS AWFUL".



Best examples: The drop in Bloodstream laid over more organic drums, the chopped and screwed end of the Jhene Aiko song, that Break Up Every Night actually looses steam in it's chorus and the supremely stupid framing of most of these songs. What a joy to listen to.



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