Review Summary: blurring the line of the concept of the subjectivity of the society's the expaction of music transcendence; eternally
I know a lot of big smart people words. I'm seventeen so I'm obviously dumb, but I still know some big words. Lugubrious; I learned from that Lil Ugly Mane song. Cantankerous; my dad says that a lot. I wish I could round it up to a nice 3, but I can't remember any more big words. I also happen to know a lot of music words. A lot of the more negative ones pop up when I listen to this album; boring, generic, formulaic, power chords, nu metal, rap metal, the man has an OK singing voice and his rapping is whatever I bet these guys listened/listen to a lot of linkin park. those are all music words.
If I was writing my didly first review on this site, I'd use those words. I'd call this generic. riveting. one could argue that me being all introspective and talking about what I would do is lame and is just as dull as calling this generic. u rite.
I think this album is bad. Snide doesn't think this album is bad. This is where I'm gonna need some crowd participation. Find a psychology major that's on this site, or that you're friends with or whatever. Tell them to assess this situation:
I, a 17 year old from suburban Minnesota, listens to this album and hears plain chord progressions, void of all technicality. I hear linkin park that makes me reconsider how bad linkin park really is. I hear rap that rivals J. Cole but then again who doesn't rival J. Cole. Bands I enjoy include Every Time I Die and The Front Bottoms. I work out regularly, but often find myself mototivated enough to do cardio, half because of my shin splints. I enjoy animals a lot, I held a snake in my animal management class and I lit up with joy. I love animals of all shapes and sizes.
I don't remember any of the lyrics here, could either be because of some sort of short term memory problem, or a lack of differentiation between the lyrics on this album and any other nu metal album ever made that kinda signifies to my head to shut down and stop listening.
Snide is I cool guy, I consider myself somewhat good acquaintances with him. I get sad that he only messages me on Facebook Messenger to talk about Black Malachite stuff though. He likes this album, I don't know what he sees in it, as I can't really read minds. Bands he enjoys; Black Veil Brides, Red (I think that's what they're called?). He has a lot of tattoos, especially of BVB, A7X, etc. (which is genuinely commendable, no joke. If you have that much devotion towards a band to wear you can leave their mark on your body permanently, I respect that. Would respect a lot more if it was a Grotesque tat, but I digress.). Snide likes making music, and I assume he likes talking to this girl named Unnamed Girl. Snide has black hair.
Now psychology majors, to accurately assess which opinion of this album is correct, assess the paragraphs and say which is more objectively right. Which way of life is more correct.
This is like a campaign, I'm trying to convince you that my opinion is right. If you like this though, that's fine. There's like ten songs on this, they aren't influencing people to make bad life decisions, so that's fine.
I think this album is generic and bland, dime a dozen nu metal, subjectivity is lame
