Album Rating: 5.0

Adam Jones can't play as fast as John Petrucci. However, John Petrucci would look like a dumbass if he tried to play like Adam Jones. Same goes for all those guys in Dream Theater...they're just big dumbasses. They don't seem to understand at all what music is.

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Nice review, but i think you should give more credit to stinkfist and H (in the chrorus part this song makes me feel like something its running through my body), and I still think that Jimmy needs more credit too (the most emotional song on this album, this one makes me feel like MJK is singing with all the emotions that he might be feeling)

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In addition, I think there are no worst songs, I think the title for that section should be something like "less great songs", everything in here is just great

Album Rating: 5.0

This is probably my favorite album of all-time...This Message Edited On 10.14.06

Album Rating: 4.5

Yeah it is a german recipe...

And A Hooker with a Penis is not about a man thinking Tool can be pushed around like a woman. It's about a fan they supposedly made up. That fan claims that he was their fan right from the beginning and since then they've sold out. In response Tool's lead singer claims they have sold out since the day they started selling their music, and suggests shoving his finger up his own ass...

And it's probably the funniest song I've heard - straight 10/10 from me...

Album Rating: 4.5

*I'm sorry I was reffering to Die Eier Von Satan - Satan's balls (literally "eggs" in other languages) in english

Die Eier Von Satan = The Eggs Of Satan...

I think this album is hell good, the reivew is alright, not all songs mentioned though??

Album Rating: 4.5

he left out the fillers

Album Rating: 4.5

I would have to say this is TOOL's best album ever.

Album Rating: 4.5

Wrong Lateralus is this is a close 2nd

Album Rating: 5.0

This album is a masterpiece. Truly a joy to listen to. This and Lateralus are the best one-two-punch ever.

Album Rating: 5.0

Just made an account today so, sup?



Heh.



Yea the review was good, but even though I love Tool as much as the next guy and I still give this CD a 5, I actaully like 10000 days the best. Wings for Marie, pt1 and 2 cant be beat and I think that Rossetta Stoned is a Third Eye killer.



Tool is great.

Album Rating: 4.5

Third I must be one of my least favorite songs here. I think every Tool song kills that one... But that's what I like about them. You know they're good if each one likes a different song.

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..........3rd eye is great.

Album Rating: 4.5

I think every Tool song kills that one

Album Rating: 3.0

3/5 at best. It drags on for too long in some places, and otherwise things end too soon when they could've been built upon. The production is pretty weak too.

gotta get this

My personal fave from the album is Forty-Six & 2. You're welcome.

Quote: "This song is either about two things: two lovers reconciling, or fistf*cking"

No, it's not about either of them. It's about drugs.
If you have any doubt...

"Something kinda' sad about the way that things have come to be. De-sensitized to everything, what became of subtlety?"

I also think, compared to how you rated the rest of the album, that you underrated this song.

Album Rating: 4.5

For some reason I never decided on getting this album because I thought it wouldn't be all that great. No clue why, the only songs I heard off it were Stinkfist and Aenema, and while Stinkfist is average, I love Aenema. Either way it was a dumb assumption, as this album is easily as good as Lateralus.



Favorite songs: 46 & 2, Aenema, Eulogy.



Nice review by the way, although I think you should have included the filler tracks as they are still part of the album.