Review Summary: Where GWAR flopped down and died.
I'm just gonna outright say it, this album sucks. As much as I love GWAR and what they have to offer, this album is a big "*** you" to my GWAR loving tendencies. There's no substance to any of the songs. It's just insanely pointless perversions that make it sound like these guys were trying to be just godawful perverse with no thinking process behind it. I spent ten bucks on this album hoping that it would be pretty awesome. With a title like "We Kill Everything" you'd expect a face-melting-ear-shredding experience, right? Wrong!!!!
The album starts out with an alright sounding track called "Babyraper" which definitely sounds like a GWAR title. But the buzz for a brutally awesome metal track was killed by its ***ty production and equally terrible lyrics. This whole album is just one ***ty quality song after another. The guitars are always weak and boring, the drums have no bass on them whatsoever. In fact it's easy to forget they're even there. And speaking of bass, where the *** is that? Answer: There is none. There are a few tracks that will start with a bass intro, but once the guitars and drumming starts it's gone. It's like listening to Metallica's "...And Justice For All" album all over again. The whole thing sounds like they through it together in their garage when they got bored, then put it on a cassette that's had its tape stripped one too many times. In addition to all of that, the vocals are all drowned out and echo like a mother***er. Too top it all off, EVERY song sounds like it's meant to be to the tune of a billy joel song. Nothing metal about it.
Honestly, I wouldn't spend any money on this album. It's complete bull*** and isn't worth your time or that ten bucks you got laying around the house. Next time you have some spare cash, get something else. Anything else for that matter.
