Cryptopsy
Cryptopsy


2.5
average

Review

by Mall USER (42 Reviews)
November 10th, 2014 | 17 replies


Release Date: 2012 | Tracklist

Review Summary: We have been far too lenient

I'll probably never be able to explain why I don't like Cryptopsy very much, but one thing is for certain; they don't have the most consistent of discographies. Although Blasphemy Made Flesh is a brilliant album let down heavily by its production, everything that followed has been mediocre or worse (the latter occurring upon Mike DiSalvo joining the band). None So Vile, furiously technical though it may be, suffers thanks to terrible vocals and an irritatingly mixed drum sound, whilst the post 2000 material has all been painfully sparse in terms of cool riffs, the key element in any death metal band's arsenal.

And, given that 2005's Once Was Not was their worst release to date (largely thanks to a weakened, lethargic sounding Lord Worm back on the mic), it makes sense that Cryptopsy found a new frontman for their brand of all-encompassing metal fury. The Unspoken King, though, was dreadful, and I expected as much if not worse from this. But honestly, this doesn't sound like the same band that made that record. From the moment Two Pound Torch explodes into life there's almost too much going on, hyperactive guitar twiddling darting in between thick, funky bass slaps and smooth, fluid blast beats. It's packed full of the same catchy, infectious riffs that the band made their career off way back in the mid nineties, and it briefly seems like, for once, a band's announcement of 'return to form' might have actually been true.

Red Skinned Scapegoat continues this trend, harmonising its riffs in an almost atmospheric way and clenching it's tightly wound grooves around Flo Mournier's typical drum flaying. This is easily Mournier's most consistent performance in a decade, and even in the breakdown sections (fairly unwelcome in such an otherwise breakneck speed type of album) he manages to abuse his kit enough to be a dominant presence. The fact that everything is mixed so well here is a miracle given that so many times has the band's potential been squandered by something like murky, unintelligible grunts and obnoxious drums massively overcompensating for such disadvantages. Indeed, were it not for the over-zealous way in which the band have honed this album into a modern metal record, this could be their most fierce, consistent album to date. But there are a lot of problems with this.

Firstly, a song like Scapegoat would be awesome were it not for the awful idea to include 'jazz' sections, something that sounds horribly gimmicky both on paper and in context with the album's chaotic whirlpool of creativity. They weren't good back on Whisper Supremacy, and on an updated, slicker version of that sound they're even more insulting. Secondly, Matt McGachy's vocals are very bad. Not as cringe-inducing as on The Unspoken King sure, but very deathgrindy and far too gurgly (almost pig squealy) to sound as visceral as desired. Occasionally, his shrieks take over and deliver some impressive work, but the vast majority of the time he sticks to a garbled burp that gets really monotonous after a while. It makes you wish that Mournier's typically skin-cleaving screams would make an appearance, but no such luck.

On the plus side, the embarrassing Deftones-ish clean vocals are gone, as are the annoying keyboards. But even worse than these setbacks is the fact that new bassist Oliver Pinard has replaced the one constantly impressive thing about the band's music with a cheap plastic imitation, well intertwined with the spiralling swathes of guitars and crashing cymbal strikes but a terrible idea when displayed individually. Add in terrible track titles, lyrics and bland cover art and you have a recipe for an intriguing but ultimately dissatisfying listen.



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Madbutcher3
November 10th 2014


3143 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

uh None So Vile is neither technical nor annoying sooooo



"Well intertwined with he spiralling swathes of guitars and crashing cymbal strikes but a terrible idea when displayed individually" This happens not too often so I'm not sure if that qualifies as much of a broad issue of the album.



The jazz sections are rare so I'm not sure that they really do much against the album. The vocals are genuinely bad but for the most part you seem to be picking on weird areas to criticize since they barely constitute any of the album. The plasticky production, the disjointed song structures, and the oft unimpressive riffs are certainly what I'd criticize. Not going to neg but this comes off as somewhat ranty and misguided.





Artuma
November 10th 2014


32762 Comments


dem italics

stopped reading the review after first paragraph because i don't really care for a cryptopsy review that bashes blasphemy and nsv before getting to the point. actually i don't think it's necessary to talk about the band's previous albums for a whole paragraph

psyclonus
November 10th 2014


153 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

None So Vile is one of the greatest DM albums ever. a timeless classic! this album however is not. there are some good riffs about and i even quite like some of the songs but the vocals still suck, and it doesn't help that there are so many vocals in each song. i really dislike his growls. they need a new vocalist, and not necessarily Lord Worm.

Dizchu
November 10th 2014


548 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

This was a fun read. I disagree with your opinion on None So Vile (my personal #1 death metal album, perhaps #1 album, period) but hey they're just opinions, man.



This album is very hit and miss. I still haven't given it a good amount of listens. I agree with most of your complaints.



I saw Cryptopsy live recently with Disgorge. They put on a really good show (even Matt McGachy's vocals were pretty good). The songs on this album work so much better live than they do on CD.

Wizard
November 10th 2014


20509 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

the latter occurring upon Mike DiSalvo joining the band



Unspoken King was far worse. Never, ever convince yourself Lord Worm was much better than DiSalvo who did Whisper Supremacy which in my mind is their most accomplished album since he stepped on board and wasn't a total fucking distraction to the entire band. You should actually read an article or two on this band (try the Decibel issue where they Hall of Famed None So Vile).



I think your reaching for attention by doing this review, especially not giving None So Vile it's due considering how well loved that album is and how you know you're going to have a shit-avalanche of angry Sputnikers coming at you.

FuneralMarch
November 10th 2014


193 Comments


"uh None So Vile is neither technical nor annoying sooooo"

It's unbearable to listen to. I've never understood why it gets so much praise.



Wizard
November 11th 2014


20509 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

so maybe i should give up with the entire album background paragraphs?



i think it's a bit much to say i'm reaching for attention, but i will refrain from bashing the bands other albums in future




I gave you a vote because it was well written and sometimes I shouldn't come across as a butthurt fanboy ; ). Thank you for being a cool guy about the comments.



And I agree with you, all their vocalists do indeed suck (I will take shit for that, I know it).

BMDrummer
November 11th 2014


15096 Comments


None So Vile, furiously technical though it may be, suffers thanks to terrible vocals
no

Ryus
November 11th 2014


36626 Comments


neg since none so vile is best death metal album ever and lord worm is god

Gameofmetal
Emeritus
November 11th 2014


11564 Comments


Pos, lot of italics tho, did you use those for both album titles and song titles because "" would be much better for song titles?

Man you really seem to struggle with finding a good neutral voice for negative reviews. It's always pretty well written but there's still that sense of hostility that shouldn't be there. Doesn't help that you seem to do so many negative reviews, not that there is anything really wrong with that (although I do love to kid you over it), but when you can't quite get that neutral voice for it the feeling is amplified.

BMDrummer
November 11th 2014


15096 Comments


also you write a ton of 2.5 reviews damn

Gameofmetal
Emeritus
November 11th 2014


11564 Comments


"also you write a ton of 2.5 reviews damn"

I tell him that on every one of his 2.5 reviews lol

DarkSideOfLucca
November 11th 2014


17521 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"None So Vile, furiously technical though it may be, suffers thanks to terrible vocals and an irritatingly mixed drum sound"



WOAH! Absolutely fucking no.

Artuma
November 11th 2014


32762 Comments


agreed flo fucking exterminates on it

Wizard
November 11th 2014


20509 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

To anybody who thinks Lord Worm is amazing, he was a drunk piece of shit in the studio who cackled into the mic and called it a day. Go read the Decibel issue that covered None So Vile in their Hall of Fame section.

Ryus
November 11th 2014


36626 Comments


yeah lol if he was a dick or something then that sucks but his vocals are still some of the best in all of death metal

Ryus
November 11th 2014


36626 Comments


write a 5 review mall



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