Barry White
Barry White's Greatest Hits


5.0
classic

Review

by random USER (34 Reviews)
April 16th, 2014 | 4 replies


Release Date: 1975 | Tracklist

Review Summary: This album is the reason why you exist.

Barry White was born in Galveston, Texas, in 1944. The birth of Barry White led a whole new era in sex music, as people today play his music whilst participating in intercourse. One thing that we as the general public know, is that Barry White had a voice as smooth as butter and he made songs so sexy that you would need a condom just to listen to them. This mini-compilation pales in comparison to the greater version "Barry White's All-Time Greatest Hits" but it is full of the songs that made Barry White the charismatic, sensuous, and obese singer that he was. The highlights of this album include "I've Got So Much To Give", "I'm Qualified To Satisfy You" and "Never, Never Gonna Give You Up" which singlehandedly started the Porn Groove genre. Barry White may have died in 2003, but his songs are a testament to the passionate feelings of sexual intercourse and the aftermath of said act. Please, pick this album up and play it for your lover's anniversary or for romantic evening purposes. You will get laid if you play this album.



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YourDarkAffected
April 16th 2014


1870 Comments


pos for summary.

Salvidian
April 16th 2014


752 Comments


"Random user"

That's fucking gold. As for the review, short but fitting for a GHC.

TwigTW
April 16th 2014


3934 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I was gonna neg when I saw the length, but you got a lot of information into those seven sentences—pos.

random
July 19th 2014


3148 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

What a sexy album this is.



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