Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off
Well, that is true. But I noticed that this album has acquired double the number of ratings it had when I posted this review.
At least they know what bad death metal music sounds like and they learned their lesson.
Digging: Darkest Hour - Godless Prophets and The Migrant Flora
Album Rating: 1.0
ok, confession time, I actually can bare this but I don't particularly like it. The vocals are sooo so so bad but the instrumentation is ok.
"Did the vocalist just gurgle semen and snort like a pig while his friend jacks off on the snare drum? You should rename the song jacking pig cum gurgling evisceration plague." - Some guy on youtube who has the right idea
Album Rating: 4.5
y'all need to lrn how to slam
album slays. amazingly daring, disgusting, bizarre death metal that speaks to the stars with its surreal and innovative execution. the feeling i get when hearing this is like listening to a really good free jazz album. never been this impressed by slam before.
Digging: Flex Crew - Steam Rolla
the rating on this is so fucked omfg