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Flashmobba
September 16th 2017


1966 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

reflection will always break me more than any other tool song

Kalopsia
September 18th 2017


3384 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

oops

MO
September 18th 2017


24016 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

larf

TheSonomaDude
September 18th 2017


9068 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

TIME FOR A PURGE

Scoob
September 18th 2017


4666 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Reflection is the best tool song



And this is a five

MO
September 18th 2017


24016 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

reflection is the best tool song agreed



rodrigo90
September 18th 2017


7387 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

reflection is the best tool song agreed



needs more bongos, or kongas, or djembes, or what the fuck the percussion is.

SCREAM!
September 18th 2017


15755 Comments


coconuts

Koris
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2017


21112 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Tool. The music is extremely progressive, and without a solid grasp of music theory most of the notes will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Tool's Alternative Rock/Metal style, which is deftly woven into their music - their style draws heavily from early Grunge, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these influences, to realize that they're not just musical- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Tool truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the genius of Tool's Aenema which itself is a cryptic reference to Bill Hick's classic routine about Los Angeles. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Maynard James Keenan's genius unfolds itself on their record player. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Tool tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

DarkSideOfLucca
September 23rd 2017


17521 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Agreed, I'm the smartest person alive for 5ing this, probably smarter than everyone in Tool because I am intelligent enough to know how good they are.

GhandhiLion
September 23rd 2017


17641 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I had to lower my rating after seeing those last two comments

DarkSideOfLucca
September 23rd 2017


17521 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Lmao

Scoob
September 23rd 2017


4666 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

This is what being a tool fan is all about

Asdfp277
September 23rd 2017


24275 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

big mood

Scoob
September 23rd 2017


4666 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

After reading that it's clear we are inferior tool fans

And that can't be tolerated

Orb
September 23rd 2017


9341 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Tool. The music is extremely progressive, and without a solid grasp of music theory most of the notes will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Tool's Alternative Rock/Metal style, which is deftly woven into their music - their style draws heavily from early Grunge, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these influences, to realize that they're not just musical- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Tool truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the genius of Tool's Aenema which itself is a cryptic reference to Bill Hick's classic routine about Los Angeles. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Maynard James Keenan's genius unfolds itself on their record player. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Tool tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.



artiswar
September 23rd 2017


13324 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

nice copy pasta



love your avatar btw where's it from

Scoob
September 23rd 2017


4666 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Oh god another one

Koris
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2017


21112 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Tool. The music is extremely progressive, and without a solid grasp of music theory most of the notes will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Tool's Alternative Rock/Metal style, which is deftly woven into their music - their style draws heavily from early Grunge, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these influences, to realize that they're not just musical- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Tool truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the genius of Tool's Aenema which itself is a cryptic reference to Bill Hick's classic routine about Los Angeles. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Maynard James Keenan's genius unfolds itself on their record player. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Tool tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Orb
September 23rd 2017


9341 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"love your avatar btw where's it from "



tbh I have absolutely no idea



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