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SlMBOLlC
December 18th 2013


5289 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

yeah my first rating was 2

wil311
December 18th 2013


66 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"Looks like someone doesn't understand Jane Doe yet. This album might be the hardest grower ever, it takes a lot of time to truly appreciate it. But when you do, you get to the conclusion that this is a masterpiece."


Why should it be that much work just to like an album? You're seriously going to tell me that to enjoy this album you have to listen to a 100 times? That concept seems more like brainwashing. But Congrats on force feeding yourself music just to say you like it...now you can fit in with the rest of the fanboys on this site.

SlMBOLlC
December 18th 2013


5289 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"i dont like this album therefore it objectively sucks and people who like it are just sheep cause only i can judge music"

wil311
December 18th 2013


66 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

wow wil311 is a fag


Your intelligence really shines when you come up with brilliant responses like that. Are all the fanboys in the Converge community as clever as you? I may need to rethink the whole thing.

conesmoke
December 18th 2013


5274 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Sometimes it takes time to grasp an artistic concepts "big picture". The fruits of such a venture into personally abstract terrirory can often feel wonderful BECAUSE of its foreign nature. Sometimes the harder you try to find something, the bigger the reward.

JustinKing
December 18th 2013


1364 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

This album only took two listens for it to fully connect with me. So I definitely didn't brainwash myself. I connected to the emotional intensity the entire band portrayed on this record, and it's stuck by me for years. I love this album more and more each time I hear it. Hey, if it's not for you, it's not for you.

SlMBOLlC
December 18th 2013


5289 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"im angry at converge for being so popular when i dont like them i cant actually listen to their music without hating it first"

Pestiferouss
December 18th 2013


269 Comments


well that just isn't gonna happen to me. this album just has extremely boring musicianship and boring vocals.

it has nothing to me with my not getting it it's just the fact that there isn't anything hear to keep my ears, and i highly doubt that understanding the lyrics will fix that

SlMBOLlC
December 18th 2013


5289 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

apparently im a converge fanboy as well fyi

MO
December 18th 2013


18986 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

dude pesti it's about a breakup about as lame lyrics as you can write really OMG ORIGINAL CONCEPT

SlMBOLlC
December 18th 2013


5289 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

boring musicianship????????????????????????????????????????????????????????///

riff ala homwrecker and heaven in her arms are teeth
drumming is consistently fucking brilliant

????

you cant deny the drumming at least

SlMBOLlC
December 18th 2013


5289 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

yeah mo thats like taking an osdm record and going "OH KILLING THINGS AND EVIL STUFF SO ORIGINAL"



Pestiferouss
December 18th 2013


269 Comments


*the most elongated of sighs*

i will give this another shot here in a minnute, and we shall see once and for al

Gwyn.
December 18th 2013


15259 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

I've never seen a single person ever say this album has an original concept

Gwyn.
December 18th 2013


15259 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

but whatevs ya'know, not looking for an argument

SlMBOLlC
December 18th 2013


5289 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

*the most elongated of sighs*

may be the gayest tthing ever written


and what are you on about pesti?

Pestiferouss
December 18th 2013


269 Comments


what are you going on about you dang ol' ass sniffer

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wil311
December 18th 2013


66 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"apparently im a converge fanboy as well fyi"

Of course you are a fanboy....just like the rest of these sheep. I know exactly how all of you got to this point. You saw the hype of this band on sputnik so you decided to listen to their music. It sounded extremely horrible to you but you wanted to be part of the fanboy club so you listened to it about a thousand times. You brainwashed and manipulated yourself into thinking you enjoyed it. Now you can fit in with the rest of the wannabe elitists posers who think they are edgy and cool for liking something most people think is shit. Congratulations, you're in the club. Oh and JustinKing is lying about liking this in 2 listens.

Gwyn.
December 18th 2013


15259 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

the sighs of most elongated

CheesewireismReturns
December 18th 2013


11 Comments


why was wil311 unbanned?

mods really gotta think longer and harder about who they unban



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