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Trebor.
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September 17th 2013



48541 Comments


sweet

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Voivod
Staff Reviewer
September 17th 2013



5612 Comments


The best thing I can say about this album is that it made me think about walking my cat.

hahahahahahahaha

my stomach is turning six-pack from laughing

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Lambda
September 17th 2013



2333 Comments


Sooo I'm guessing this isn't anything like Dark Medieval Times, the only other album I have from this band...

BallsToTheWall
September 17th 2013



44164 Comments


Obviously not.

Phoenix I dont care is legit a good song.

klap
Staff Reviewer
September 17th 2013



10000 Comments


John Hanson - Staff Writer

linguist2011
Contributing Reviewer
September 17th 2013



1776 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Review is humorous for all the right reasons. Review also states everything that makes this album fail. You get an imaginary pos from me :D

linguist2011
Contributing Reviewer
September 17th 2013



1776 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

That said, I actually thought 'Phoenix' was one of the few decent songs on the album.

BallsToTheWall
September 17th 2013



44164 Comments


It really is.

Gyromania
September 17th 2013



14647 Comments


staff reviewer lol

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
September 17th 2013



48541 Comments


Thinking reviews can't be funny or creative to be professional lol

Tyrael
September 17th 2013



20394 Comments


review is hilarious and informative at the same time

I wouldn't call it professional but I give it an imaginary thumbs up either way

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klap
Staff Reviewer
September 17th 2013



10000 Comments


Funny? Check! Creative? Check!

BallsToTheWall
September 17th 2013



44164 Comments


Klap is blushing like a catholic schoolgirl, I love it.

Gyromania
September 17th 2013



14647 Comments


Thinking reviews can't be funny or creative to be professional lol

that's honestly hilarious because i never said that

Iluvatar
Staff Reviewer
September 17th 2013



16071 Comments

Album Rating: 2.1 | Sound Off

What does being professional mean?

Iluvatar
Staff Reviewer
September 17th 2013



16071 Comments

Album Rating: 2.1 | Sound Off

is it like a reason to limit your writing arbitrarily and end up writing the same thing over and over?

Crysis
Staff Reviewer
September 17th 2013



15990 Comments


let's reflect on how satyricon haven't released a decent album in 17 years



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Ire
September 17th 2013



41453 Comments


if their mediocrity was a native girl, dryden would have fucked it by now

bloc
September 17th 2013



34499 Comments


Funniest summary I've read in a while

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Winsomniac
September 17th 2013



7940 Comments


If this is a 2.1, I find myself carnally aroused by the prospect of reading a 1 or lower Hanson review.


Does your cat fuck shit up much though? Because I've been thinking about getting a pet and



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