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Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
September 17th 2013


50396 Comments


sweet

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Voivod
Staff Reviewer
September 17th 2013


6113 Comments


The best thing I can say about this album is that it made me think about walking my cat.

hahahahahahahaha

my stomach is turning six-pack from laughing

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Lambda
September 17th 2013


2425 Comments


Sooo I'm guessing this isn't anything like Dark Medieval Times, the only other album I have from this band...

BallsToTheWall
September 17th 2013


44408 Comments


Obviously not.

Phoenix I dont care is legit a good song.

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klap
Staff Reviewer
September 17th 2013


10433 Comments


John Hanson - Staff Writer

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linguist2011
Contributing Reviewer
September 17th 2013


1878 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Review is humorous for all the right reasons. Review also states everything that makes this album fail. You get an imaginary pos from me :D

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linguist2011
Contributing Reviewer
September 17th 2013


1878 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

That said, I actually thought 'Phoenix' was one of the few decent songs on the album.

BallsToTheWall
September 17th 2013


44408 Comments


It really is.

Gyromania
September 17th 2013


15717 Comments


staff reviewer lol

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
September 17th 2013


50396 Comments


Thinking reviews can't be funny or creative to be professional lol

Tyrael
September 17th 2013


20879 Comments


review is hilarious and informative at the same time

I wouldn't call it professional but I give it an imaginary thumbs up either way

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klap
Staff Reviewer
September 17th 2013


10433 Comments


Funny? Check! Creative? Check!

BallsToTheWall
September 17th 2013


44408 Comments


Klap is blushing like a catholic schoolgirl, I love it.

Gyromania
September 17th 2013


15717 Comments


Thinking reviews can't be funny or creative to be professional lol

that's honestly hilarious because i never said that

Iluvatar
Staff Reviewer
September 17th 2013


16089 Comments

Album Rating: 2.1 | Sound Off

What does being professional mean?

Iluvatar
Staff Reviewer
September 17th 2013


16089 Comments

Album Rating: 2.1 | Sound Off

is it like a reason to limit your writing arbitrarily and end up writing the same thing over and over?

Crysis
Staff Reviewer
September 17th 2013


16397 Comments


let's reflect on how satyricon haven't released a decent album in 17 years



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Ire
September 17th 2013


41780 Comments


if their mediocrity was a native girl, dryden would have fucked it by now

bloc
September 17th 2013


34854 Comments


Funniest summary I've read in a while

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Winsomniac
September 17th 2013


7972 Comments


If this is a 2.1, I find myself carnally aroused by the prospect of reading a 1 or lower Hanson review.


Does your cat fuck shit up much though? Because I've been thinking about getting a pet and



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