Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King
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YourDarkAffected
September 6th 2013


1697 Comments


"Write drunk, edit sober" -Ernest Hemingway

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
September 6th 2013


51166 Comments


"Write high on crystal meth, don't edit" - Ernest Borgnine

Millstone
September 6th 2013


367 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Wow, you fucking laid into them.

KILL
September 7th 2013


73051 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

best review ever wtf

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Rowan5215
September 7th 2013


29313 Comments


"I use the word “analysis” only because it contains the word “anal”"
I fucking died

Fieryfenderz
September 7th 2013


1518 Comments


RIP Rowan5215. He was a good man.

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ProjectFreak
September 7th 2013


1525 Comments


john please write the script for my life

conesmoke
September 7th 2013


5333 Comments


Fuck Larz and Kirk. 2 giant dershes right there.

demigod!
September 7th 2013


46357 Comments


hail to the prawn


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Iluvatar
Emeritus
September 7th 2013


16089 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

kill your approval means the world to me

OhCarrots
September 7th 2013


335 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Avenged Sevenfold, five fingers to you.

Green Baron
September 7th 2013


21475 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

anal-sis

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Iluvatar
Emeritus
September 7th 2013


16089 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

thx 4 the feature mods of sputnik!

BassDemon333
September 7th 2013


3424 Comments


Review is so awesome lol

JokineAugustus
September 7th 2013


7577 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I'd much rather hear Metallica via Trivium via Metallica.

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BaseballJames
September 7th 2013


378 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

Took me a while to figure out what you were going for. Well done.

theacademy
Staff Reviewer
September 7th 2013


28972 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

haha awesome

theacademy
Staff Reviewer
September 7th 2013


28972 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

*fingers crossed for metacritic*

Calc
September 7th 2013


12581 Comments


only time an album deserved a double feature right here.

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TrephineArtist
September 7th 2013


204 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Excellent review, this is a particularly good part;



quote;



"Since they deemed it unnecessary to write anything of note, I guess we can delve into a deep lyrical analysis of the album. I use the word “analysis” only because it contains the word “anal”, and despite this album holding almost zero lyrical depth it definitely fills your ears with post-coital shit."



Pretty much sums up most of this band's music (post 'Waking the fallen') for me.



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