Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King
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Millstone
September 6th 2013


367 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Wow, you fucking laid into them.

KILL
September 7th 2013


77191 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

best review ever wtf

Rowan5215
Contributing Reviewer
September 7th 2013


35049 Comments


"I use the word “analysis” only because it contains the word “anal”"
I fucking died

Fieryfenderz
September 7th 2013


1727 Comments


RIP Rowan5215. He was a good man.

ProjectFreak
September 7th 2013


1762 Comments


john please write the script for my life

conesmoke
September 7th 2013


5434 Comments


Fuck Larz and Kirk. 2 giant dershes right there.

demigod!
September 7th 2013


47972 Comments


hail to the prawn


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OhCarrots
September 7th 2013


335 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Avenged Sevenfold, five fingers to you.

Green Baron
September 7th 2013


22350 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

anal-sis

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BassDemon333
September 7th 2013


3433 Comments


Review is so awesome lol

JokineAugustus
September 7th 2013


8409 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I'd much rather hear Metallica via Trivium via Metallica.

BaseballJames
September 7th 2013


389 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

Took me a while to figure out what you were going for. Well done.

theacademy
Staff Reviewer
September 7th 2013


29556 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

haha awesome

theacademy
Staff Reviewer
September 7th 2013


29556 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

*fingers crossed for metacritic*

Calc
September 7th 2013


14835 Comments


only time an album deserved a double feature right here.

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TrephineArtist
September 7th 2013


224 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Excellent review, this is a particularly good part;



quote;



"Since they deemed it unnecessary to write anything of note, I guess we can delve into a deep lyrical analysis of the album. I use the word “analysis” only because it contains the word “anal”, and despite this album holding almost zero lyrical depth it definitely fills your ears with post-coital shit."



Pretty much sums up most of this band's music (post 'Waking the fallen') for me.

jefflebowski
September 7th 2013


8440 Comments


the average rating for this is unaccountably high

NightmareCinema16
September 8th 2013


2016 Comments


It's pretty scary what can be featured sometimes. Nevertheless, it's a John Hanson review. Eh, what the hell. It's a legendary user, I guess.

mryrtmrnfoxxxy
September 8th 2013


14641 Comments


best review since dethrasher left

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TrantaLocked
September 8th 2013


1673 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"the average rating for this is unaccountably high"



Maybe because we aren't analyzing it and just enjoying it for what it is.



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