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KILL
August 9th 2013


77191 Comments


i got bigger tits for real

Vodash
August 9th 2013


97 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

You should see me shirtless while wearing my fedora, I look handsome as fuck yo.

KILL
August 9th 2013


77191 Comments


yea dude i can lick my nips too

KILL
August 9th 2013


77191 Comments


dude can you tuck ur dick into ur asshole? i can get it in but it wont stay

Vodash
August 9th 2013


97 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

That's easy mode. Real challenge is getting your dick in your mouth. Gotta do the legs behind the head, I'm very athletic.

KILL
August 9th 2013


77191 Comments


nah i cant do that peckers too chode like, luckily i got a small taint so i can reach me balloon knot easy enough

TheInmortalVermicide
August 9th 2013


234 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Worst album ever and most overrated band ever. This is a joke

Vodash
August 9th 2013


97 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Guys don't say those things this album got me through a lot.



Like that one time I couldn't decide which dress I should wear to prom but then me and my friends just went blue and it was a lot of fun!

ConorIsNotHere
August 10th 2013


1308 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

You had the same problem too? :' )

Toondude10
August 10th 2013


9578 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

"This is a joke"



Ever heard of Nickelback? Now THAT'S a joke.

Digging: O'Brother - Garden Window

zaruyache
August 25th 2013


12716 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

It has like 2-3 redeeming tracks, and that's it.

Waior
August 28th 2013


11601 Comments


I was convinced I wouldn't respond to this as sourly as everyone else has, but this hasn't really given me much choice.

I'm on track 11, and so far I only tolerate 'Part II'. Hayley has either been given less time to fine-tune her tracks in the studio, or she's genuinely giving worse performances -- there are multiple times where she's consistently flat or breaking in places I don't think/hope she's intending to. Granted, she sounds great on the interludes.

Drums are interesting and hugely over-bearing; very rarely do they match what's going on in the song for its entirety.

Nothing satisfies. Just makes me want to punch Hayley.

Waior
August 28th 2013


11601 Comments


if hate to see your heart break wasn't produced like a wind-up ballerina dancer, it would sound like a civil wars song

pity that

Waior
August 28th 2013


11601 Comments


that has nothing to do with anything

TheSpirit
Contributing Reviewer
August 28th 2013


20189 Comments


haley is ugly as fuck, i wouldnt even let her sit on my toilet

Digging: Liquicity - Escapism 3

henryChinaski
August 28th 2013


3400 Comments


Haha. Nah she's cute.

Minus.
August 28th 2013


2694 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"haley is ugly as fuck, i wouldnt even let her sit on my toilet"





Of course you wouldnt, I bet you you get all the ladies. Why should you lower your standards?

Millstone
August 28th 2013


367 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

LIGHTS >>>>>> Hayley

Waior
August 28th 2013


11601 Comments


why does that matter

they're both attractive women and none of them are ours, so this isn't a pissing content by any means

zaruyache
August 28th 2013


12716 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Auughh now I have the compulsion to listen to Lights.



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