Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Descension
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south_of_heaven 11
February 9th 2013


5471 Comments


1. Notices it is a new Coheed album
2. Gets excited
3. Glances at reviewer's name: it's John! Hi John!
4. Quickly glances at review score.
5. GOD DAMNIT

AtomicWaste
Moderator
February 10th 2013


2516 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

"Don't worry I usually only have 1-2 hours free on my weekdays anymore and it is usually spent writing lesson plans or performing essential functions like shaving or pooping (sometimes I don't even have time for those, and I wish I was joking)."



Shit and LP at the same time, dude. That's what laptops are for. Gives you another couple minutes.

Storm In A Teacup
February 10th 2013


14820 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Scratch the 2.5 this is a 5 again. I started singing along to every song today.

johnnydeking29
February 10th 2013


10880 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

You trippin again Storm?

Digging: The Veils - Total Depravity

Storm In A Teacup
February 10th 2013


14820 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Tripping on what? No I just gave this a third chance and you know how that goes.

johnnydeking29
February 10th 2013


10880 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Fair nuff, I think it's growing a bit on me but Iron Fist is boring

Storm In A Teacup
February 10th 2013


14820 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Iron Fist I hated first but now it's a 3.29

johnnydeking29
February 10th 2013


10880 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Wow, that's pretty high

Atm my fave is Gravity's with a 4.26, but The Hard Sell is a 4.19

asaf
February 10th 2013


909 Comments


nice review! "Incredibly repetitive and lyrically brain dead" pretty much somes up anything after IV imo.

asaf
February 10th 2013


909 Comments


"my fave it Gravity's with a 4.26, but The Hard Sell is a 4.19"

^^ we're giving out fractions at this stage? lol

captaincrunch11
February 10th 2013


1326 Comments


Coheed are just going through the motions now

GOOD EYESSS SNIPERRR

Chortles
February 10th 2013


19064 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

ugh this band

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demigod!
February 10th 2013


48169 Comments


i know right

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pissbore
February 10th 2013


12344 Comments


im gonna blow up sputnik with a hotdog

Digging: Garroted - In the Court of Nyarlathotep

demigod!
February 10th 2013


48169 Comments


no one can

Storm In A Teacup
February 11th 2013


14820 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

CAGED... LOCKED IN PERPETUAL MOTION!



Not catchy imo but still the best part of Descension.

demigod!
February 11th 2013


48169 Comments


yeah i dont get it either

Storm In A Teacup
February 11th 2013


14820 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

I was actually thinking I need better music.

Storm In A Teacup
February 11th 2013


14820 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Thousand foot and Stained are nowhere comparable to Coheed. In quality, style, or genre.

Storm In A Teacup
February 11th 2013


14820 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Oh no!!!!!!!



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