The womp-womps in the last 4 minutes of Do You See What I See are definitely masturbatory. The first three sentences are pretty rough. Will probably change.
I saw the Surfjan Stevens Christmas Sing-A-Long Seasonal Affective Disorder Yuletide Disaster Pageant On Ice just before Christmas last year. It was about a 4.2 as well.
I also don't understand what is so difficult to take seriously in this review. Certainly a couple of the moments are rather tongue-in-cheek, but my overall point seems pretty straightforward.