Album Rating: 4.0

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Digging: Kalmah - Seventh Swamphony

Album Rating: 4.0

Nice review. I really like this album, but I don't love it.

Man this is the worst case of trolling I've ever seen. Some people can't take things seriously. btw review sucks albums sucks everything sucks

@FrozenVain

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OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

Check this one out.

BOI! Do you want to be sexy like me? BOI! Do you wanna be awesome like me? BOI! Do you want to learn how to sing like the King? Oah-ah-ah-ah-ooo

Scrub me away!

I wonder whats for dinner? Oah! Exhorder ofcourse, but I don't want that shit. Duke Onkled! Scrub it away!

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Enough! My dinner sails in the morning. You will not hear from me in a month. Pestiferous-You saved me!

Fuck this! I'm going to youporn. I'll be back in a month.

Thus a we know no trave undiscorns the pangs of delay, the spurn awry, the and the dothe name with makes their currents the arrows of soment with those to gruntry life, or in the name whips all; and thous country life; and bear the whethis may wear to grunt we have, to sleep of some of time, that is quietural shufflesh is question: whethe insolence the of of some when we have under to, 'tis regardels bear to sleep: perchance of outly to suffles consummation: whose to be: thers tural come of action:

Oah! Ganon that is not funny! I will send you into the pit.
By the way, Pestiferous! Did you know that I'm the internet?

A constant force, acting on a particle of mass m, will produce a constant acceleration a. Let us choose the x-axis to be in the common direction of F and a. What is the work done by this force on the particle in causing a displacement x? We have, for constant acceleration, the relations a = ( V - v ) / t and x = ½ ( V + v ) t. Here v is the particle's speed at t = 0 and V is its speed at time t. The the work done is W = F x = m a x = m ( ( V - v ) / t ) ( ½ ( V + v ) ) t = ½ m V² - ½ m v². We call one-half the product of the mass of a body and the square of its speed the kinetic energy of the body. If we represent kinetic energy by the symbol K, then K = ½ m v². We may then state the above equation in this way: The work done by the resultant force acting on a particle is equal to the change in the kinetic energy of the particle.

"Thus a we know no trave undiscorns the pangs of delay, the spurn awry, the and the dothe name with makes their currents the arrows of soment with those to gruntry life, or in the name whips all; and thous country life; and bear the whethis may wear to grunt we have, to sleep of some of time, that is quietural shufflesh is question: whethe insolence the of of some when we have under to, 'tis regardels bear to sleep: perchance of outly to suffles consummation: whose to be: thers tural come of action: "

OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MAH BOI!

Hey king, I want to tell you a story about hope and faith

Once upon a time, a very long time ago now, about last Friday, Winnie-the-Pooh lived in a forest all by himself under the name of Sanders. ("What does 'under the name' mean?" asked Christopher Robin. "It means he had the name over the door in gold letters, and lived under it." "Winnie-the-Pooh wasn't quite sure," said Christopher Robin. "Now I am," said a growly voice. "Then I will go on," said I.) One day when he was out walking, he came to an open place in the middle of the forest, and in the middle of this place was a large oak-tree, and, from the top of the tree, there came a loud buzzing-noise. Winnie-the-Pooh sat down at the foot of the tree, put his head between his paws and began to think. First of all he said to himself: "That buzzing-noise means something. You don't get a buzzing-noise like that, just buzzing and buzzing, without its meaning something. If there's a buzzing-noise, somebody's making a buzzing-noise, and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of is because you're a bee." Then he thought another long time, and said: "And the only reason for being a bee that I know of is making honey." And then he got up, and said: "And the only reason for making honey is so as I can eat it." So he began to climb the tree. He climbed and he climbed and he climbed, and as he climbed he sang a little song to himself. It went like this: Isn't is funny how a bear likes honey? Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! I wonder why he does?

Fuck off, Pestiferous, I'm trying to commerce with the King here. You, however, are not

Enough! Take Mookid away!

Pestiferous! This peace is what all true warriors strive for. And if gwonam unexpectedly arrives, I will eat him for DINNER.

I must go to Gamelon to buy a new computer, but Impa and the Triforce of Wisdom predicts that my SHIP will sink. Let's send Mah Boi!

You want Mah boi? It's yours my friend! As long as you have enough dinner. mmmmmmmm

But King!

Vor dem Gesetz steht ein Türhüter. Zu diesem Türhüter kommt ein Mann vom Lande und bittet um Eintritt in das Gesetz. Aber der Türhüter sagt, daß er ihm jetzt den Eintritt nicht gewähren könne. Der Mann überlegt und fragt dann, ob er also später werde eintreten dürfen. "Es ist möglich", sagt der Türhüter, "jetzt aber nicht." Da das Tor zum Gesetz offensteht wie immer und der Türhüter beiseite tritt, bückt sich der Mann, um durch das Tor in das Innere zu sehen. Als der Türhüter das merkt, lacht er und sagt: "Wenn es dich so lockt, versuche es doch, trotz meines Verbotes hineinzugehen. Merke aber: Ich bin mächtig. Und ich bin nur der unterste Türhüter. Von Saal zu Saal stehn aber Türhüter, einer mächtiger als der andere. Schon den Anblick des dritten kann nicht einmal ich mehr ertragen." Solche Schwierigkeiten hat der Mann vom Lande nicht erwartet; das Gesetz soll doch jedem und immer zugänglich sein, denkt er, aber als er jetzt den Türhüter in seinem Pelzmantel genauer ansieht, seine große Spitznase, den langen dünnen, schwarzen tatarischen Bart, entschließt er sich, doch lieber zu warten, bis er die Erlaubnis zum Eintritt bekommt. Der Türhüter gibt ihm einen Schemel und läßt ihn seitwärts von der Tür sich niedersetzen. Dort sitzt er Tage und Jahre.

Oah! Mookid! Once you scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule then we can talk about stupid shit.