Album Rating: 4.0

It's not. It's too impersonal and tries way too hard to be funny with random geek references. I wrote like this four years ago, and I hate those reviews now.

Album Rating: 4.0

*I meant informal, not impersonal.

and how does it being impersonal and trying to be funny affect:

"is this well written'?

Album Rating: 4.0

Because it's annoying to read. Plus, "the singer hasn't lost his touch", he's a fan and he doesn't know his name? That sort of thing kind of irked me.



I didn't neg, mind you.

Album Rating: 5.0

bad review great album

Fair enough, just thought you could have been nicer about it like instead of just saying albums good, review is not you could have been like not a bad review but I suggest BLANK.

Album Rating: 4.0

Normally I would, but something about his style tells me that it's intentional, and that peeved me.



My apologies, Calc.

Album Rating: 5.0

no but it is a bad review



i suggest re-writing it

geeze I've seen lots of worse reviews didn't think it was bad.

I was gonna review this but Calc beat me to it.

Album Rating: 3.5

Oh well let me learn ya something, here's how to get a lot of hits



1. Be popular

2. Review something popular or..

3. Old metal

4. Be staff

Album Rating: 4.0

^Likewise.



It's not 1/10 bad, it's 4/10 bad. Still bad, but improvable with a little tweaking. I used to write like him so I know where he's at.

Album Rating: 3.5

I don't care about negs trust me. I know the singer's and everyone elses name trust me I don't like mentioning one name without mentioning them all and I had no reason to mention them all. And also I know the Big Daddy bit would irk people but I didn't think that'd count as trying way too hard lol.

Album Rating: 4.0

No need to get defensive, I'm not hatin' ;)

You are right Calc I get way more comments/pos'es on metal music.
I'm not sure I'd say I'm necessarily "popular" yet though.

Album Rating: 3.5

I'm not defensive....I like to not use all the fluffy language a lot of people like to do here so I see why you'd say it comes off as impersonal. That's just me being a science major writing about music. Nothing else really.

Album Rating: 4.0

Calc, you forgot:



5. Make a troll review of a popular and well-liked album.

6. Make a genuine 1-star review.

7. Say good things about Green Day.

Album Rating: 3.5

academy just doesn't like me cuz i made fun of him for liking I am War so i don't care about his opinion. But your right rock those are other ways

Album Rating: 4.0

By impersonal I meant informal.



And ah, a science major :D You should check out my review for St Anger, bet you'd get a chuckle. But yeah, excuse my humanities-major stylistic snobbery.

Album Rating: 5.0

lol



DONT YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM

I might review this Calc because I need to do a new release and I really like this album. Don't want you think I'm trying to be competetive though that's not it at all.