all the girls were on my dick fucked 12 of them at the same tiem back stage

Digging: William Basinski - Nocturnes

Album Rating: 2.0

"i really disagree that fans of old green day will like this. this is nothing like insomniac. insomniac is defined by its bite, punk sneer and stellar, stellar songs, all three of which are missing here."

Totally agreed. I really don't understand where all this 'back to roots' noise is coming from. This is virtually the same as the last two albums only without the overblown opera elements. Plus, it's even more sickeningly honey coated.

Album Rating: 1.5

album sucks

Digging: Amarionette [US] - Amarionette

>Uno! is the first of three albums by Green Day in a post-Green Day world where you don’t have to give a shit because neither do they.

ahahahah

I can't believe that this was the band I grew up on. 4th grade and literally my first CD. Dookie. It's embarrassing now. I feel bad for them. I just can't listen to this album. I feel like I already know what its going to be like. Now we got 2 more coming our way.

What do you all think Green Day's swan song is?

Album Rating: 1.0

this band

Digging: Park - It Won't Snow Where You're Going

Album Rating: 1.0

lololol this is fucking terrible

Album Rating: 1.0

i don't think it warrants a 1, though

Album Rating: 2.5

thought I was listening to a cover of heaven is a place on earth when track 3 came on

great summary haha.

I'M NOT FUCKING JUSTIN BIEBER, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

Digging: Squarepusher - Ufabulum

Album Rating: 2.0

"i don't think it warrants a 1, though"

You gave this album a one. :P

this band is a joke.

Digging: Yume Bitsu - Yume Bitsu

"oh, great. here comes the 40 year old dadrock dude that reviewed kiss's discog probably the least relevant band to ever exist"

lmfao

It would be cool if sputnik staff reviews were serious. Well, or even good for that matter.

lol what

Digging: Renaissance - Ashes are Burning

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

lol what [2]

Strong review. Wasn't planning to listen to this, will go ahead and continue that course of action.


One issue with this paragraph here:

What’s worse: a band that doesn’t have a thing to say but desperately wants to say something?
Or a band that writes nothing about nothing then literally puts a smug little smile on the whole
thing as if to say “fuck all y’all”?

Album Rating: 1.0

good catch. i realize that I'm bending the rules of grammar at that part, but honestly I think it just looks/reads better with two question marks

Digging: Sigur Ros - Kveikur

oh, great. here comes the 40 year old dadrock dude that reviewed kiss's discog probably the least relevant band to ever exist