I liked Ironic, I wonder about this one.
"Since we’re on the subject of defecation, let’s talk some more about the music. "
Your reviews are both fantastically written and hilarious.
Digging: The Contortionist - Language
Album Rating: 3.5
It'd be actually hilarious if the album was that bad. Instead it's kind of sad.
Digging: Royal Blood - Royal Blood
Write an alternate review, dude!
"she fucked the goofy dude who did voices on full house. how does she still have a career?"
Dude Andcas we've all been there before, lighten up man
She's happy and chubby. It doesnt make sense for a midlife woman.
she got happy and successful
I'd like to think that sometime after releasing Jagged Little Pill, someone gave Ms. Morissette copies of the Merriam-Webster Dictionary and Roget's Thesaurus as birthday gifts, and she felt that it was her duty to cram every pseudo-intellectual monosyllabic word she could find into all of her songs henceforth.
The irony of the song Ironic is its not ironic!!
Oh cmon this can't be that bad
Andcas, I feel like you have something against like every pop star that has ever been known to exist.
Does anyone else think she and the octomom look alike?
Digging: Tiny Moving Parts - Pleasant Living
It's too bad I had to read the comments to actually get an idea of what this sounds like, I thought that's what the review was for.
Well Alanis Morissette was mediocre before so this can't be anything more than that, at least.
"Well Alanis Morissette was mediocre before"
But but Ironic is so gud, mindles :'[
loved the review summary !
Digging: Nemrud - Journey of the Shaman
I like Guardian, so I will definitely still give this a try. A happy Alanis may be a nice change.
chick music. like a chick movie but worse
Jagged little pill was so good. Hard for me to imagine her returning to form here.