she fucked the goofy dude who did voices on full house. how does she still have a career?
Digging: Waxahatchee - American Weekend
I liked Ironic, I wonder about this one.
Digging: Paavo - Paavo
"Since we’re on the subject of defecation, let’s talk some more about the music. "
Your reviews are both fantastically written and hilarious.
Digging: City Of Ifa - Self Titled
Album Rating: 3.5
It'd be actually hilarious if the album was that bad. Instead it's kind of sad.
Digging: Netherlands - Silicon Vapor
Write an alternate review, dude!
"she fucked the goofy dude who did voices on full house. how does she still have a career?"
Dude Andcas we've all been there before, lighten up man
She's happy and chubby. It doesnt make sense for a midlife woman.
"Dude Andcas we've all been there before, lighten up man" did dave coulier get you too?
she got happy and successful
Digging: Magnolia Electric Co - Trials and Errors
I'd like to think that sometime after releasing Jagged Little Pill, someone gave Ms. Morissette copies of the Merriam-Webster Dictionary and Roget's Thesaurus as birthday gifts, and she felt that it was her duty to cram every pseudo-intellectual monosyllabic word she could find into all of her songs henceforth.
The irony of the song Ironic is its not ironic!!
Oh cmon this can't be that bad
Andcas, I feel like you have something against like every pop star that has ever been known to exist.
Does anyone else think she and the octomom look alike?
Digging: Barrow - Though I'm Alone
It's too bad I had to read the comments to actually get an idea of what this sounds like, I thought that's what the review was for.
Well Alanis Morissette was mediocre before so this can't be anything more than that, at least.
Digging: Current 93 - All the Pretty Little Horses
"Well Alanis Morissette was mediocre before"
But but Ironic is so gud, mindles :'[
loved the review summary !
I like Guardian, so I will definitely still give this a try. A happy Alanis may be a nice change.