We were going to promote Eli but we decided Ire was the better choice

Album Rating: 3.0

Decision of the century right there Sowing.

Digging: Queens of the Stone Age - ...Like Clockwork

first one was good but yeah this probably is dumb

Ire's kind of a dick.

We were going to promote Eli but we decided Ire was the better choice

Serj needs to stop with these and SOAD needs to finally get back in the studio I mean come on

Digging: The Dillinger Escape Plan - One of Us Is the Killer

xeno is gonna get so much pussy when he's promoted.

Digging: Faith No More - The Real Thing

he's got three albums coming out next year so don't hold your breath.

Orca=symphony
Jazz-Iz-Christ=Jazz
Funktronic=electronic (Serj has described the release as "a concept British gangster film without the film", but has mentioned the possibility of releasing an accompanying graphic novel or cartoon short)

can't make this shit up

he should rename all his future albums fuck you cry about it soad fans.

xeno is gonna get so much pussy when he's promoted.

That's quite an ambitious route, I'm looking forward to the Jazz album.

Digging: The Pyramids - Lalibela

Lol wow andcas

for the record I dislike all his solo stuff but I have a feeling that's what he thinks with every "ambitious" release.

I typically dig his solo stuff, if only slightly. This is really boring.

you could settle for the less hot friend at a party but that doesn't mean you have to fool yourself into enjoying it.

The less hot friend is gonna try harder

I don't even know

Album Rating: 2.0

pos

still i dont listen to this yet, it is a piece shit, eh? btw, great review eli

For longtime fans, there’s always that punched in the gut feeling when Serj Tankian decides to release a new record.

This is the most true thing I have ever frealt (that's read and felt)