pos'd because oh wait no nevermind fuck.

It's like you read Hemingway and then said FUCK IT I'LL RUIN THE WHOLE OF THE ENGLISH LITERARY TRADITION

Album Rating: 5.0

Could've been witty and clever and actually amusing somewhat but instead you went with something that reads like a hentai fan-fiction.

Jane Doe drops to her knees and begins pleasuring her in which no other person has been able to do for her ever. She is experiencing the greatest bliss of all.

Fuck it, I'm going to make a romantic concept review of an album and see if I can actually make it work while still talking about the musicality of the album.

Double post is double post.

Album Rating: 5.0

good review

"It's like you read Hemingway and then said FUCK IT I'LL RUIN THE WHOLE OF THE ENGLISH LITERARY TRADITION"
It kind of does lack hemingway-ish elements like referring to women as if they were beverages.

Album Rating: 4.5

Best review.

@ asnideremark if you're serious I'll love you so much. And I'm sorry you guys didn't like my review. I guess Jane doe touched me differently then all you

Ashes unless you're a girl I don't think Jane doe touched you in the way that your review implied.

This review still makes me laugh

lol



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lol

Digging: King Crimson - Red

lolol

Has anyone on Sputnik fapped to this?

Album Rating: 4.5

every night

Digging: The Computers - Love Triangles Hate Squares

You can't rape the willing.