check and mate

Album Rating: 2.5

Whoa what happened here.

a good thread that's what

although it kinda fizzled out but oh well

ugh a review based on puns

Album Rating: 2.5

Sorry Channing. But at least it's a wee bit more sophisticated than Knott puns which seem to appear in every other thread.

Album Rating: 3.5

in the year 2000. IN THE YEAR 2000!

Digging: Across Five Aprils - Tragedy in Progress

Album Rating: 2.5

^ Eh what.

Album Rating: 3.5

someone doesn't watch classic conan skits.

Album Rating: 2.5

Yup =(

"ugh a review based on puns"

I love puns. pos

cool cliche

Digging: Sigur Ros - Kveikur

Album art is creepy as hell

Digging: Cocteau Twins - Heaven Or Las Vegas

Review feels very "half-Irving-ish," kind of like you really didn't give it your all. I didn't feel your usual wit, and your typically awesome use of description was not all there either. The first paragraph was a neat set up but largely unecessary.

Still, and I'm not being facetious, this is better than I could do ; ]

I was underwhelmed by their album last year so I will definitely pass on this.

Digging: Sigur Ros - Kveikur

everything Xeno said x2

awesome little write-up; also worth mentioning that that second paragraph is gold.

and hey Fahrenheit 451 I read that WOO

I really really really really hope this isn't bad.

If so, perhaps Max Bemis really is ruining this band.

Digging: Rich Homie Quan - Still Goin In

Album Rating: 3.5

don't you mean it's the other way around to people?

wait

did someone try to argue with acad

Wtf that album art sucks.

Digging: Saaad - Raincoats

"It’s the safest thing since airbags, to be sure, but there’s also a tangible lack of friction, and a lack of friction often means no heat."

wtf! Why have you moved across two completely unrelated metaphors in one clause? It is rather confusing. At least for us stupid types.