Album Rating: 4.0

"we all fall into those 'feldman moods,' as they're known around my house, once in awhile"

Hahaha.

Great review. I haven't bothered to check the full thing out, but what I've heard tells me that I'll probably dislike this.

Album Rating: 3.0

I feel bad for everybody who thinks this is so poor.

It's semi doomed to be a shrinker in the way that hardcore top-40 ejaculation would exhaust any "big new kind of kitschy pop artist," true, (weird metaphor, sorry) but at least I'm holding off on my grumbling for now.

This is a good record.

Album Rating: 3.0

i like most of the songs on the record to some degree (the only one i outright hate is 'diet mtn dew') but there are problems that i can't ignore from an analytic perspective

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

dry anal eel loooollll

(yes I had a fine college education)

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

On a more review related note, this was an amazing piece Chan. It combines the best of your music-as-entertainment criticism with tomes upon tomes of insightful observation - which is, really, what music reviewing is all about.

In hindsight I'm now starting to think that those reviews of yours where you discussed the meaning of life via a Metallica album and spent a whole page NOT talking about Adele's album were simply signs of you turning a corner and climbing onto a higher plane of reviewing existence.

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

chan reached reviewing nirvana

Digging: Sigur Ros - Kveikur

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

I hear it's like a neverending orgasm.

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Having watched the music videos for "Video Games" and "Born To Die" and then mulled them both over, I can't help but think that Lana Del Rey would make a great Daisy Buchanan.

Album Rating: 3.0

i don't like the born to die video much but the 'video games' video is amazing

Album Rating: 3.0

"i don't like the born to die video much but the 'video games' video is amazing"

True. Great review as well chan. Also when I see Dean pelton in your avatar I for some reason think of
"the duck song" because it looks like he's waddling.

Digging: Boards of Canada - Tomorrow's Harvest

great review i love you

My power, my pleasure, my pain...BABY

Video Games so good though. Why not the rest of the album?