She'd be much more appealing without that bulbous forehead

Album Rating: 2.0

Haha

Album Rating: 2.0

You still beat up about the censorship thing?

Album Rating: 3.0

you are all scumfucks who deserve nothing more than severed genitals

Album Rating: 3.0

fight you



fight your dad



win

You looking a bit chunky there hun

Album Rating: 2.0

What drugs are you taking today.

we found love is a really good song

Album Rating: 3.0

you lookin a bit drugchunky is a really good song

If there's ever a video of her and her "chains and whips" I'll believe it, not before. Obviously the tough girl act sells music quite well though, so kudos for her I suppose.

her music is bearable to me because i would like to pork her

Pretty disappointed that the sextape rumor was only a rumor.

um prob everything else

Rihanna always seemed like a poor man's Beyonce to me.

"Rihanna always seemed like a poor man's Beyonce to me."

hahaha legit.

Album Rating: 2.5

I was really really disappointed with this album. Rihanna is one of my favourite guilty pleasures, her albums usually pull a 3/5 rating from me, but I just found this lifeless and immature (waaaaaay to many allusions to sex, the whole album is one big innuendo).



Also, I really hope that the official tracklist somehow acknowledges the XX sample in Drunk on Love.



I struggled between a 1.5 and a 2 for this but settled on a low 2 because it's doesn't deserve to be mentioned with absolutely awful albums, but yeah, I thought this was quite a weak effort from the Rihanna camp.



/rant,will read review now haha

Album Rating: 5.0

wow u sure put a lot of thought into your ratins

Why would Rihanna be a guilty pleasure? Because she's Top 40? That's awfully silly.

Album Rating: 5.0

yeah, man. she gave us "umbrella" stfu with that 'guilty pleasure' talk. UMBRELLA.

Why would Rihanna be a guilty pleasure?

Because whenever she releases an album 50% of the songs on it suck ass