Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off
the view is the best song here.
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I'd rather watch a tortoise eat a banana than listen to this.
That's actually a lot of fun yo
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Album Rating: 1.5
anyone who doesn’t suffer from Downs or wasn’t fed a steady diet of rock cocaine by their disheveled crack whore of a mother in the womb can figure that out within a matter of seconds.
Bahaha. Pos'd.
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Album Rating: 1.5
I know you're going to say that everyone already knows this is terrible so they real redundancy would be repeating the exact same things that everyone else has already said. That's a great point, but it doesn't justify writing this and submitting it as an album review. It quite simply is not a review of the album and comes off as quite childish honestly.
Sorry I'm being so harsh, but I just strongly feel that this is a poor excuse for an album review. It's more of a blog than anything else and shouldn't appear under this album as a legitimate review.
@Kubrick
I think if this were a lesser known artist and we needed to know more about the music your points would be more valid. Some of us simply aren't the purist that you are. It is specifically because "everyone already knows this is terrible" that everyone seems to find it completely acceptable. I do however find it amusing that you can't stand it SOOOO much that you have to write paragraphs informing Hans and other users of what they already know. It's a joke and most of us are in on it. The cherry on top of the cake is that we get that joke served to us on a BigHans platter with copious amounts of his special sauce.
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Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off
Ive heard my special sauce tastes like bleach.
Thanks Omni
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Album Rating: 1.5
I say this from a position of liking Kubrick... but I get the impression that he can be pretty anal retentive bordering on OCD and can occasionally use a reminder.
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Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off
Yeah I didn't take offense I don't care about negs anymore Ive eaten quite a few lately and am still at 98%.
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Album Rating: 1.5
Oh I know, I saw your response but I need to get the words out while I'm feelin it or I loose gumption. ;^)
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Album Rating: 1.0
Awesome review dude, pos. This album is making my day it's so funny.
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You're probably right. Often times I get kind of carried away and write out everything that I'm thinking and it ends up coming off in a way I didn't originally intend. Re-reading what I wrote I did probably go a little too far and could've said what I said in a much less argumentative and condescending manner. Thanks for pointing that out.
In terms of the actual points I made though, I disagree that they would be more valid if this was a lesser known project. Just looking at this review objectively, there is no mention of the music on this album. It is nearly 100% bashing the artists and coming up with clever ways of calling this album a pile of shit. To me, that just isn't cool. Reviews like that just really hurt the legitimacy of the site and give the complete wrong impression to people who aren't in on the joke as you put it. I'm not trying to say that all reviews need to be cut, dry, and academic.. but there's a fine line.
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Ignore my avatar. This album is mind numbingly bad. And some of the lyrics in here honestly made me want to vomit.
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Album Rating: 1.0
moar like LOLO amirite
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Album Rating: 1.0
I loled at the horrible lyrics. I was not sure if there just trolling us.
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Oh damn, looks like this album is bad. One of my homeboys who loves metallica seems to like this album, but most metallica fans are as biased as they are unintelligent.
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Why do I find myself finding staff reviews terribly written and Hans' reviews far more entertaining and meaningful.
Haven't heard this yet though.
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Awesome review. Cheat On Me is the lols. Gonna listen to some Kill 'Em All and Ride the Lighting now. m/
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Album Rating: 1.0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Daann3r3e98&feature=related
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love this Hans
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Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off
Well, at least the summary was funny. Good job on that.
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pos'd lulz.
The $100+ Deluxe edition contains a full-bodied blow up Lulu doll and for those with a certain kink,
the limbs are detachable.
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