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rockandmetaljunkie
November 3rd 2011



3302 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Srsly i was like wtf when i saw the infamous '5 review'.
It made me lol'd very hard.

Grendels
November 5th 2011



5 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

lululu I've got some apples
lululu you've got some too
lululu I will swallow your sharpest cutter like a colored's man dick
lululu I wanna see your suicide I wanna see you give it up
>:[



Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
November 5th 2011



49736 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

^ win

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Killerhit
December 7th 2011



5188 Comments


I will swallow your sharpest cutter
And your kotex jukebox
Your kotex jukebox
Waggle my ass like a dog prostitute
Coagulating blood
Pumpin' blooooood


KjSwantko
December 7th 2011



9039 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

^^Lol is that relaly how it goes? I wouldn't know, I can't bring myself to torture myself with this album any more

bobafe6604
December 16th 2011



65 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

wow. what a waste of a review

bobafe6604
December 16th 2011



65 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

what a waste of time

bobafe6604
December 16th 2011



65 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

what a waste of webspace

Nostromo2020
December 16th 2011



1 Comments


If this is a serious review, I question your sanity.

However, it seems to me, and it does not seem to appear to many others, that this review is actually an excellently written piece of satire. And if it is, I salute you sir, because this is one of the best reviews I've read in quite a while.

Yazz_Flute
January 3rd 2012



18764 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Cryptolouology

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iambandersnatch
January 7th 2012



1464 Comments


pretty amazing troll review, the synopsis is gold

SethPutnam
February 25th 2012



10 Comments


Something that no one's pointed out is that the second to last paragraph is a rewrite of Queensryche's Dedicated To Chaos description. I recognized it because of the “headphones record" line.

http://www.queensryche.com/dedicated-to-chaos/

MrElmo
April 9th 2012



1950 Comments


I Haven't listened to this but I can tell by experience that each time Lou Reed fucks up , some people defend the album by saying that people aren't cultured musicly enough to hear it , take metal machine music , Lou Reed himself trashed it but fans kept saying it was amazing musique that was deeply complex (and let's face it ,it's hazardous feedback) . In the end I might listen to it one day but if it's just another shitty error (wich is normal for every musician) that people praise , well I'll just laugh and think "another sheep has bought shit by proclaiming it amazing" while listening to jello biafra saying "Those dumb punk kids will buy anything".

FrozenVain
August 5th 2012



2363 Comments


"Lou's performance on "Junior Dad" even brought members of Metallica to tears. Now these are tough guys, mind you, capable of destroying almost anything in their path. Just look at what happened to Dave Mustaine and Napster. These are clearly guys you don't want to mess with, and still, Lou brought them to tears."

LOL!


Funeralopolis
February 8th 2013



10977 Comments


this review is brilliant

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spookynewghostfriend
January 17th 2014



3297 Comments


good album

FiveLeavesLeft
Staff Reviewer
January 17th 2014



9568 Comments


I guess ur gonna miss...

the panty raid



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