He's like 40-something

I'm not surprised he's awkward looking

hows it feel to know this album is terrible but will sell better than any other album you've reviewed?

Why the fuck would I care about something like that?

lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Hey hey guy who wrote this review. How does it feel to know that a lot of people still listen to shit music?

It feels swell

Still can't stop lol-ing. Bloke actually thought he'd got you there.

How does it feel to know that people actually will spend money on this?

It feels SWELL.

idk who I like more, David Guetta or Calvin Harris

Album Rating: 1.5

I guess the only acceptable songs on this would be the alphabeat and without u (but they're still below average, so this record stays awful as hell)

I fucking hate this guy.

i'm with you on this

Eh songs are catchy

just a wanna be daft punk the second half of the cd is a copy of one song of daft punk called DERREZZED!!!

Album Rating: 1.0

Saw this guy's song on youtube a few days ago. It was pretty bad.

Album Rating: 3.0

i love tasteless beats like these mmmmm. id prefer if this album had no vocals at all - i take it you guys dont like dancing

Would rather dance to something good, js

Dealing the cards

I personally enjoy the shopping trolley