Album Rating: 2.0
I dunno...
Your argument for a band having not 'tried' is a little cliché and weak form of criticism, also the ultimate blandness sentence is a laughable notion.
I can't say this for sure, but it feels almost as if you weren't able to form any kind of opinions before writing about your knee-jerk emotional feelings and preconceptions. Most of the time this kind of reactionary writing makes negative reviews just as overtly ‘predictable’ as the music that is being reviewed.
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Album Rating: 2.5
The album cover makes me think of Assassin's Creed.
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ULTIMATE BLANDNESS
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^ how do I make the text bigger? lol
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Album Rating: 2.0
ULTIMATE BLANDNESS
[size = x ][ B ] text [ /B ] [ /size ]
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I listened to some 30 second previews on youtube, and that's far more than I needed to hear. God is it boring.
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Your argument for a band having not 'tried' is a little cliché and weak form of criticism, also the ultimate blandness sentence is a laughable notion.
I can't say this for sure, but it feels almost as if you weren't able to form any kind of opinions before writing about your knee-jerk emotional feelings and preconceptions. Most of the time this kind of reactionary writing makes negative reviews just as overtly ‘predictable’ as the music that is being reviewed.
Have you listened to this yet, taylormemer? I have a feeling you'd agree with Sowing if you did. It is REALLY bland and ridiculously freaking lazy. And I'm not just saying this because Sowing said he'd shag me.
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thanks, taylor. haha
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Album Rating: 1.5
Not sure it reads like a 1, you let 'em off pretty easy.
Pos'd
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Album Rating: 1.5
Listening to Round and Round right now, the chorus made me laugh so loudly
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Album Rating: 2.0
Have you listened to this yet, taylormemer?
Well, I mean, considering I've rated it...
Or is it in your eyes possible to rate something having not listened to it?
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Album Rating: 1.0
This album has the intelligence of a mentally retarded pit bull and jack russel terrier mix. It sounds like a bulldog chewing a wasp, and I'm pretty sure I've heard a more attractive sound hearing fat people choke on Lay's Chips and stomping their Adidas around
this doesn't read like a 2, js
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Album Rating: 1.0
album is dog shit. they're sleepwalking through the whole thing... review is right on.
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as i specified, yes. also irving and tiesthatbind, but only if im in the mood
Oh... Shocker
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I can't say this for sure, but it feels almost as if you weren't able to form any kind of
opinions before writing about your knee-jerk emotional feelings and preconceptions. Most of the time
this kind of reactionary writing makes negative reviews just as overtly ‘predictable’ as the music
that is being reviewed.
Ala this is what a good 90% of sputnikmusic's mainstream post-grunge reviews boil down to. It gets so
tiring, and if you're going to pull the same thing over and over again on reviews like this, try to
make it funny or something. Predictable albums don't deserve a predictable review. I haven't read the
review yet, though, and I have no doubts that this is terrible either.
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Album Rating: 1.5
dont be jealous tyrael, you can watch from the corner
and as far as the review being as predictable as the album: you guys are right on. i am actually something of a poet, you see...and this review is a metaphor for the declining status of music criticism in our community. and see, it also works two ways because it is as boring as this album. i always try to make my reviews speak on more than one level, and as for guys like taylormemer, i applaud them for having the literary awareness to pick up on that. right on man, right on.
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dont be jealous tyrael, you can watch from the corner
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and as far as the review being as predictable as the album: you guys are right on. i am actually something of a poet, you see...and this review is a metaphor for the declining status of music criticism in our community. and see, it also works two ways because it is as boring as this album. i always try to make my reviews speak on more than one level, and as for guys like taylormemer, i applaud them for having the literary awareness to pick up on that. right on man, right on.
Nice way to talk yourself out of that one haha
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Each time I try to talk to taylormemer I feel like I'm wasting my breath. What a boor.
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Album Rating: 1.5
Every breath that you will take when you are sitting next to me will bring life into my deepest hopes.
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Album Rating: 2.0
We've spoken twice, maybe thrice, Irv, though it's as if we've been in some sort of motionless relationship for years now... How can we become closer, do explain.
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