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ShadowRemains
June 17th 2011


23414 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

review is fucking amazing

StreetlightRock
Emeritus
June 17th 2011


3866 Comments


Can't believe I haven't read this till now. That Prozac line made this entire review. So good.

loveisamixtape
June 17th 2011


7056 Comments


review is legendary

lol'd for 10 minutes straight after seeing the recs

Eko
June 17th 2011


2119 Comments


10 minutes is impressive

AnEpicDeath
June 17th 2011


206 Comments


What the fuck? The review is all praise and bubbles, yet the rating is minimal. However, nothing is over the top enough to really qualify as satire, much less be funny with the possible exception of the line about the kamikazes/Challenger. And even if it had been hilarious, it would still be an absolutely useless review; if the heaped-on accolades are not sincere, then no usable information about the album is presented whatsoever. This *is* still a music review site and not a comedy club, right?

Eko
June 17th 2011


2119 Comments


no this is more of a comedy club honestly im sorry

AnEpicDeath
June 17th 2011


206 Comments


I lied, the Prozac line was good too. I stand by the rest, however.

Scoot
June 17th 2011


18395 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

ugh really

GulliKyro
June 17th 2011


357 Comments


People read music reviews as a guide on listening decisions? Madness, choosing via prettiness of cover art is much better.

Amusing read.

klap
Staff Reviewer
June 17th 2011


11298 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

so there was no point in talking about the lyrics or the bland genre exercises then eh hanson

robertsona
Emeritus
June 17th 2011


15262 Comments


screw you guys this review rules

SowingSeason
Moderator
June 17th 2011


21118 Comments


i give this half a star because im an unwavering optimist

outline
June 18th 2011


563 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

im an unwavering realist

StreetlightRock
Emeritus
June 18th 2011


3866 Comments


Dunno what John is complaining about the one rating should give away that everything written as good should be read as actually being bad i.e. trusted the intelligence of the reader to implicitly invert the explicitly stated tone/words of the review so that everything "good" is in fact bad. I liked not being spoon fed.

YouGotLucky
June 18th 2011


946 Comments


This review reads like a 2 at least.

sniper
June 18th 2011


19075 Comments


Dunno what John is complaining about the one rating should give away that everything written as good should be read as actually being bad i.e. trusted the intelligence of the reader to implicitly invert the explicitly stated tone/words of the review so that everything "good" is in fact bad. I liked not being spoon fed.
yeah.

klap
Staff Reviewer
June 18th 2011


11298 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

trusting the intelligence of the average sputnik reader was my first mistake alex

Knott-
Emeritus
June 18th 2011


10198 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

i Canot beleev this revew It is so biesd

someguest
June 18th 2011


26913 Comments


such a flamboyant invalid

Digging: Talk Talk - The Colour of Spring

StreetlightRock
Emeritus
June 18th 2011


3866 Comments


trusting the intelligence of the average sputnik reader was my first mistake alex


tsk tsk



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