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bodiesinflight57
June 5th 2011


870 Comments


@ J2e2c

you seem to be struggling with the fact that your review IS horribly written. that's not an opinion, it's a fact. it makes no sense.

beergotmeripped
June 5th 2011


1 Comments


@J2e2c
I really don't post on here, nor do I claim to be an amazing writer, but I agree that this review sounds "retarded". It is so ridiculously contrived, it reminds me of my promiscuous thesaurus usage in college essays. It's not that you seem unintelligent... it's that the overall impression your writing portrays is that of a pretentious fencer/poet at a renaissance fair who's mama has convinced himself he's quite the stud (among non-studs). While you might be able to score yourself an abundant amount of dinner plate nippled ladies, you have failed at providing a concise, easily readable and understandable review.

J2e2c
June 6th 2011


72 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

My review is like an ever-stimulating pool of thought, clearly you have travelled far and as this is your first comment it appears that you have found what you are looking for. I am glad to be of service, although if I neglect the trolls in favour of you, they will grow restless and hungry... such is their nature though -- it's what keeps them going! The king always throws out scraps to the poor. Still, your comment is a nice break from all of that. Was an amusing read! :-)

bodiesinflight57
June 6th 2011


870 Comments


I so hope you're for real



J2e2c
June 6th 2011


72 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Why, would you like to see me naked?

Ya know, I think my days might just be getting better. You might have trouble competing against beergotmestripped ... that person's writing is pretty hot.

bodiesinflight57
June 6th 2011


870 Comments


No, I'd like to see your face the day you realise what an idiot you're sounding

J2e2c
June 6th 2011


72 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Well, tough luck jerk. Go find someone else to bully. Besides, people as retarded as yourself shouldn't be telling me what to think. Did I mention that I am now finding this enjoyable? Even if I am acting like an idiot, it's all just to fit in to this environment that you seem to fit well into yourself... of course, that's only temporary.. I realize that in the long run it will numb my brain.

J2e2c
June 6th 2011


72 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

If I take the internet seriously, how come I don't take bullies seriously? Answer that one for me, wise guy.

J2e2c
June 6th 2011


72 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Well then, by that logic... the fact that you're acknowledging that anonymous people you'll never meet are 'pretentious assholes' speaks volumes in itself. Why don't you enlighten me with some of your fears now, huh?

J2e2c
June 6th 2011


72 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

You didn't do anything at all, you just avoided my comment which basically means there was no logic at all, otherwise you would have furthered it. Don't even attempt to make out that you have some edge over me here. At least I gave you the benefit of the doubt which was that there must have been some logic to it besides a dull assumption.

J2e2c
June 6th 2011


72 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

My logic is not yours, it is my own. I do however see that your statement was pretentious, so how could it be one of your fears? Of course my logic goes way beyond that but I shouldn't share it with the likes of you.

J2e2c
June 6th 2011


72 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yes, it is so.

bodiesinflight57
June 7th 2011


870 Comments


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...etc, etc

J2e2c
June 7th 2011


72 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I cannot help that you are too stupid to figure this out. If you wish to make lots of 'noise' to make it seem as though you have an upper hand, do as you please. Anybody with a brain would realize that Stokes has simply employed yet another one of his simple tricks; pretending that I am missing something when in fact I am not, and then not explaining it and simply demanding that I work for his approval. Of course I'm not really interested in him, and he has demonstrated that as all intelligent thoughts have now gone out of the window, the only option left is to ignore him and let you think that you have somehow won some small victory. Because that's what idiots always do; they speak nonsense and they believe nonsense, then they make noises like animals to finally turn it into something more than a verbal dispute. This is like the lead up to a savage war.

bodiesinflight57
June 7th 2011


870 Comments


Whilst I understood what you were saying there (which is a bonus) you are still missing the point about how abysmal your review is...so I think Stokes has scored a rather comprehensive victory

J2e2c
June 7th 2011


72 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

It simply isn't allowed for a*holes to score a victory, which basically means he didn't. I know this because it was a farcical victory if indeed it was one. What he did succeed at doing is diverting the attention to himself and creating more nonsense to spiral these comments out of control. What was the point of that? Because he's an a*hole. There usually is no point.

bodiesinflight57
June 7th 2011


870 Comments


woah chill out

J2e2c
June 7th 2011


72 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

lol, that's pretty funny actually.
Ok, fair play...
I'm sure my next review will be much better but for now let's leave this one alone shall we?

JungWooTie
July 16th 2011


39 Comments


Actually, I'm gunna vouch for J2e2c.

I'm sick of reading review after review that are all EXACTLY alike...this review shows some character at least...haha, confusing as Hell but kind of charming too.

"It needs to be seen live!."


This is a non paying gig, so why NOT write the we want, rather than write the way people say we should!

To an extent...

Course....then I read the comments....the whole page is interesting. What's the problem Lighten up, guys. It's a fun, fun world!


Voivod
Staff Reviewer
July 16th 2011


6199 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

The site has certain standards for the review authoring.

While they aren't all too strict and can be bent to a significant degree, I think J2e2c went way too far.

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