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astrel
June 3rd 2011


2614 Comments


That first sentence is fuckin' gold.

Digging: Jessie Ware - Tough Love

MoosechriS
June 3rd 2011


5036 Comments


WTF is this shit!!!!!! Shit blows more than a hooker at a cock convention

MoosechriS
June 3rd 2011


5036 Comments


WTF is this shit!!!!!! Shit blows more than a hooker at a cock convention

pizzamachine
June 3rd 2011


12571 Comments


(Please note, this album is special, therefore it gets a 5. Besides that, it gets the 8/10 rating).

HOW DOES THIS MAKE SENSE



Displacement
June 3rd 2011


12 Comments


The reviewer gives me the impression he (she?) is trying too hard to sound intelligent.

J2e2c, I get what you're trying to say, but the flow is just weird. I'm not saying this because the site has a certain preference when it comes to reviewing or something, but sometimes you just go ON AND ON without really saying much. Writing an in-depth is nice, of course, but this overdoes it to the point where the review is as awkward as Shaq's Bar Mitzvah, and induces headaches upon reading.

Also, waaaaaay too many rhetorical questions.

shaolinmonk
June 3rd 2011


36 Comments


J2e2c, stop trying to come off so educated, its not working.


WhiteWallStargazers
June 3rd 2011


2647 Comments


So....many....semi-colons.. . . ;

themetalpig
June 4th 2011


37 Comments


Just ignore the ppl making stupid comments. They feel the need to make themselves feel better by bringing others down so they can justify their meaningless existence, because they don't have the courage to go out and try to be something. "Oh no, someone is trying to make something of their life and aim for some kind of achievment...shit, I've done nothing with my life, better knock them down a peg so I don't look as useless as I really am".

Drsmith4
June 4th 2011


1715 Comments


Let me get this straight: this isn't perfect, but because it's special it receives perfect marks?

Fuckin' logic, man; I need to consult ICP on this one.

J2e2c
June 4th 2011


72 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Actually, it's amazing how mistaken some of you are. When I read it, it flows naturally to me and it works just fine. For some reason, writing something that I feel is right makes it look as though I am trying to sound intelligent. I didn't even know that intelligence had anything to do with this in any way whatsoever. Unfortunately, with some of you people living your silly little lives where the pretense of intelligence rules and is easily indentifiable (but not objectively), where nobody with a lower number or ranking (in whatever superficial system you have) is entitled to his/her own opinion; you'll just bash anybody who thinks differently and come up with countless excuses for your conformist behaviour.
Tell me this: if I was trying to sound intelligent, what difference would that make if the writing were to a standard that you would accept? Would it still matter? My point is quite clear then, intelligence doesn't mean as much as you'd like to think... because sometimes all someone has is a piece of paper with a number on it to prove themselves. A pity. If you think you understand intelligence, you are quite mistaken: chances are you only use it for meager social occassions.

@TheMetalPig Thanks for the comment, I think the last thing I deserve is people making harsh judgements about me. If they do that, they should expect the same in return... I can only take so much of it.

J2e2c
June 4th 2011


72 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Excuse me, but I thought your pathetic viewpoints had already been dismissed? Then came the bandwagon and you thought you might join. Well I'll tell you, their comments were somewhat better thought out than yours. I couldn't care if 100 more people complain about my review. Besides, you probably ordered a bunch of people here to try and sink this review. It's the sort of useless thing your sort does. Seeing as this is my review, I'll be the one to politely ask you to leave.

F~ck off, please? :-)

J2e2c
June 4th 2011


72 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

@ Stokes: Believe me, paranoia seems to be a natural way of life when everyone around you is constantly playing games to try and bring you down. Ah, reminds me of you. My real life is none of your business, but I can quite easily deduce that yours is quite lacking as you don't seem to quit with your dull logic.
Yes, I let you explain something and now you have used up your chance... you thought you could act as a spokesperson for all the other idiots to come and join you, and I stood up for myself and basically said that I'm a human being and I have various rights, which you seem to protest against as you are too far stuck up your own arse. And I'll make it even clearer for you because you are too dumb to figure it out: I did not imagine a ranking system, people like you did. It is your delusion and I want no part of it: hence the words: "In whatever superficial system YOU have."
If you think it is a "piss poor review" why do you have to keep on pushing for your own self importance? You said it once, now go away, I don't want you to slowly introduce me to your increasingly long explanations.. it does not give the illusion of hidden knowledge or superiority, it is just an old trick that you have pulled out of a hat.
Now, my friend, your last statement makes me laugh to myself: you really think that you are putting in some virtuous effort to bring down a dirty troll? This is a real laugh, as clearly only a troll would put in such a predictable effort. As you write more, the more I can read you like a book! Now get lost before I make mincemeat of you, begone, pesky fool! Shoo!

You are right about one thing though: people do recognize good reviews. But as you and your followers are not people... (simply dull automations) what you said is now void.

That is all, have a nice day... a really special one in fact.

J2e2c
June 4th 2011


72 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yes, that's right everyone! If Stokes says I'm insane and hiliarious, it must be true because Stokes is the leader.

All hail Stokes, the enlightened one!

bodiesinflight57
June 4th 2011


870 Comments


to be fair to Stokes this review is genuinely one of the worst I have ever read

J2e2c
June 4th 2011


72 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

@bodiesinflight57 SAID: "to be fair to Stokes this review is genuinely one of the worst I have ever read"

...Yes, let's all be fair to Stokes! What a wonderful idea.

bodiesinflight57
June 4th 2011


870 Comments


you're kinda missing the point which was that your writing in this case is really bad.

stokes may be acting like a dick about it but he is correct that it's terribly written.

Displacement
June 4th 2011


12 Comments


No, this isn't because we don't like intelligence. This isn't because we prefer a certain style. This isn't because you think differently.

This is because your review is horribly written, whether you accept the fact or not.

We're not trying to bring you down, but if you insist on being a pretentious asshole that can't take criticism, that's what we'll do.

Drsmith4
June 4th 2011


1715 Comments


"That is all, have a nice day... a really special one in fact."

My day hasn't been all that memorable, probably a solid 8/10. But you know what, J2e2c? It was special, and for that I'll give it a 10/10!



J2e2c
June 4th 2011


72 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"We're not trying to bring you down, but if you insist on being a pretentious asshole that can't take criticism, that's what we'll do."

Since when did you have some noble duty to perform? You must be right though: "horrible" is definitely a fact and not an opinion.
Please just stop saying stupid things, it's quite natural that I don't approve of dumb comments, but I really think that inflammatory remarks sent my way are quite unnatural and are most certainly forced. For what greater good? Don't you see the pointlessness of your words, when instead of focusing on the person who wrote the review you could be talking about the ideas in the review itself. That is the pretentious mindset, to try and base your arguments around the person himself while carelessly shoving the opinions that are supposed to matter to one side as if they need no further justification, as if "horrible" or "stupid" or "retarded" are enough on their own so they may be thrown at me under the guise of constructive criticism. Well you're wrong, those personal remarks may only be considered constructive criticism if you are trying to change the way a person thinks/acts/behaves, and this is not a social correction center.
Criticism is fine, but not when it is provocatively directed at me; that is for politicians to worry about, not music reviewers.

MoosechriS
June 4th 2011


5036 Comments



You have to be a troll, if not I feel sorry for the extreme paranoia you feel even when on the internet. If you're building up these kinds of conspiracy theories on a website, I'd hate to see how you function in real life.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[2] the man speaks the damn truth!!!!

also @ J2e2c

dude, people give constructive criticism on this site as a general rule. I'v e only posted 5 review in 18 months, and each one has had positive and negative comments and you take it on the chin and learn from peoples comments. If you can't take constructive criticism don't post simple really. The idea is you can learn from peoples comments and become a better writer and not jump on people for giving you a few pointers. I'm not the best writer on the site by a long shot and i never will, but i do try to listen to what people have to say about my reviews in a positive way which is predominantley the idea.



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