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Jacquibim
Contributing Reviewer
July 14th 2013



13460 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

That's cool I never said you can't like something that sucks.

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ChuckyTruant
July 14th 2013



15706 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Well you suck and I still like you ;]

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Keyblade
July 14th 2013



14238 Comments


this album kinda suCHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG JUN JUN JUN CHUUUUUUUUUGGITTY CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

cks

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Jacquibim
Contributing Reviewer
July 14th 2013



13460 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"Well you suck and I still like you"

Oh Chuck, you flatterer you.

ChuckyTruant
July 14th 2013



15706 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

http://i.qkme.me/3ohv84.jpg

Jacquibim
Contributing Reviewer
July 14th 2013



13460 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

lel

TheMoreira
July 14th 2013



6862 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

The Sextortionist


Cuz they JUNZ is da sex

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Aaron
July 17th 2013



651 Comments


Is this like, the new forum or something? There's 166 pages of posts and nearly a bazillion views. W T F.

MikeC26
July 17th 2013



3141 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

There's some cool parts but yeah too many lame chugs and predictable rythmes

tempest--
July 17th 2013



12593 Comments


nah dude it's just because this review is so damn AWESOME

Aaron
July 19th 2013



651 Comments


If you want a 8x12" signed autograph, please send self-addressed envelope to Aaron, care of Sputnik Music, Suite 1, Level 14, 22 Pitt St, Sydney NSW 2000.

FrozenVain
July 26th 2013



2372 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

lel [2]

FrozenVain
September 20th 2013



2372 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

It was a long time since this thread was bumped. I'll start. This sucks.

Jacquibim
Contributing Reviewer
September 20th 2013



13460 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Omg you've done it now

BigPleb
September 20th 2013



33987 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

The Junjortionist.

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FrozenVain
September 20th 2013



2372 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

nice 2.5s here

TheMoreira
September 20th 2013



6862 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Holy devil's thread revival

The Chugtortionist

Relinquished
September 20th 2013



24414 Comments


their last one is way better

bloc
September 20th 2013



34669 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

lol

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loveisamixtape
September 20th 2013



5903 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

lol

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