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jefflebowski
August 16th 2013


8352 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

i actually think katy perry has a few great pop songs but dammit the new one was an utter steaming turd

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BigBlob
August 16th 2013


1849 Comments


edgy album cover

RadicalEd
August 16th 2013


4667 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

"i actually think katy perry has a few great pop songs but dammit the new one was an utter steaming turd"



Although I gave this a 1. I actually think that teenage dream is pretty alright.



But this new song. Omg. First of all, it's totally ripped of some Robbie Williams song. Then those lyrics. I've got the I of the tiger, the fire, dancing through the fire.

For fuck sakes, you couldn't find a rhyme for FIRE katy?



And then this mother lion rooooooar. That shit is scary.

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jefflebowski
August 16th 2013


8352 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

presumably it's supposed to be this big inspiring anthem but the song itself and the arrangement is so incredibly pedestrian, it doesn't even have the kind of forthright obnoxiousness that makes most of lady gaga's stuff at least attention grabbing

BigBlob
August 16th 2013


1849 Comments


tbh gaga's new song is fking horrible generic lameness

jefflebowski
August 16th 2013


8352 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

i'm not saying it's good (it isn't) but it at least sounds like it's trying

RadicalEd
August 16th 2013


4667 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

New gaga song is even worse than rooooooooooar.



"presumably it's supposed to be this big inspiring anthem but the song itself and the arrangement is so incredibly pedestrian, it doesn't even have the kind of forthright obnoxiousness that makes most of lady gaga's stuff at least attention grabbing"



You know. She kinda sucks at anthems in general. Look at firework. To sing an anthem you actually need a voice to back it up. Someone should tell her that she sounds like a horse when she tries to sing forceful.



Cygnatti
August 16th 2013


25756 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Title track on here rocks.

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BigBlob
August 16th 2013


1849 Comments


When I first heard the title track I thought it was one of the most generic pop songs I'v ever heard... However after a few more listens I still thought it was shit XD

KILL
August 16th 2013


74094 Comments


ya dude

pedro70512
August 16th 2013


4145 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Circle is so edgy it makes me moist

Storm In A Teacup
August 23rd 2013


13619 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

She is so amazing I love her so much

Parallels
August 23rd 2013


7761 Comments


Ur so Gay is prob the only song I like

for comedic value

you dont even like boys

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Storm In A Teacup
August 23rd 2013


13619 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I haven't heard that one

toxin.
August 23rd 2013


12854 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

o: stormy our ratings are so different

fish.
August 23rd 2013


22391 Comments


PLEASE DON'T TELL ME HER NEW SONG SUCKS I HAVEN'T HEARD IT YET


KATTYYYYY

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pedro70512
August 23rd 2013


4145 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

*shrug* she's doing what she's paid to do I guess. it's rather disappointing.

fish.
August 23rd 2013


22391 Comments


why are popstar's facebooks always so fucking annoying


fish.
August 23rd 2013


22391 Comments


most pop stars do

it's not like they even try to hide it - much of the time they refer to them in the third person

pedro70512
August 23rd 2013


4145 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"she really did used to be a sincere artist but now she's just a dolled up autotuned sexualized object"



my future waifu has been devoured by the machine... ;~;



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