Album Rating: 4.5

Goat milk is actually good.

Album Rating: 4.0

Only if Satan milked it.

Album Rating: 4.5

Nah, just me and my brother at 6 in the morning.

They're fun to ride as well.

Album Rating: 4.0

You amish?

Album Rating: 4.5

I Emish

Album Rating: 4.0

Nicely played, sir. I salute you.

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Album Rating: 4.5

BECAUSE WE SHUN FANCY THINGS LIKE ELECTRICITY

Album Rating: 4.0

AT 4:30 IN THE MORNING I'M MILKING COWS
JEBEDIAH FEEDS THE CHICKEN AND JACOB PLOWS

Album Rating: 4.5

FOOL
I'VE BEEN WORKING AND PLOWING SO LONG THAT
EVEN EZEKIEL THINKS THAT MY MIND IS GONE

Album Rating: 4.0

I'M A MAN OF THE LAND
I'M INTO DISCUPLINE
GOT A BILBE IN MY HAND
AND A BEAR ON MY CHIN

BUT IF I FINISH ALL OF MY CHORES AND YOU FINISH THINE
THEN TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 1699

I don't care okay Ezekiel just put it all back in there. You don't know my brother okay, he's gonna fuck my ass with a roll of quarters!

Digging: Diamond Head - Lightning To The Nations

Album Rating: 4.5

WE BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES
LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE

I'VE CHURNED BUTTER ONCE OR TWICE
LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE

IT'S HARD WORK AND SACRIFICE
LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE

WE SELL QUILTS AT DISCOUNT PRICE!
LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE

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Digging: This Will Destroy You - Young Mountain