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Haha. I might have to do a serious one for my next review, after doing the Hulkster and the Hoff back to back. I have thought about Bruce Willis, Steven Seagal, and Macho Man Randy Savage however, not gonna lie.

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I think you outdid yourself with this one buddy, have an extremely well-earned pos. Is this the album that he cut that super cheesy music video from?



^ Not sure if there is one, I listened to this via Napster, so no You Tube. Ive seen the Hoff classics "Jump in my Car" and "hooked on a Feeling" many times on You Tube over the years.

whoa i just made this magnum opus to jump from 1 to 2,3
if it keeps this tempo...

I just found this on spotify thinking it would be funny. Not sure I can ever listen to music again.



Great review. Pos'd

Dude, you are quickly my most favorite reviewer of all time.

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Haha, thanks man.

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Ah, I see the troll negger is back, was waiting for him.

it was me.

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Explain it then.

pretty much loved this review.
great stuff.

Too bad Steven Seagal's music is actually good.

Man I am really becoming a fan of your reviews. However, I do believe that a little more credit should be given to the man that brought peace to Germany for shattering the wall.

HE DID IT

HE HASSLED THE HOFF

omg you goin diiiiiiiie

Has David Hasselhoff made the pedophile theme song of the world? I think so.

haha awesome review man! Did not know that he had any music out there ... not sure if I'm brave enough to ever listen to it though

your review sucks, plain and simple.

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Coming from a prolific writer like yourself, that means a great deal. I'll take it under advisement.

i hope you do.

Album Rating: 5.0

I'd get drunk in a bathroom with him and let his daughter film it.

This is for Nagrarok, who told me I write too many positive reviews.