Album Rating: 5.0

if you'll allow me to quote myself:

In their past, Unwound would scream and shout to anybody that would listen: “HEY YOU GUYS REALIZE THIS ALL EQUATES TO NOTHING, RIGHT?” but on their final album, Leaves Turn Inside You they finally realized that nobody was listening, so vocalist Justin Trosper decided to moan and wail so dispassionately even Thom Yorke would be taken aback.

Hipster musicians are supposed to suck, get with the times you fucking Porchmonkey.

Album Rating: 5.0

Fair enough, but that only gets you so far, and a tension bursting scream or two would help to break up some of the monotony. Great, great album nonetheless. Radio Gra is awesome

Album Rating: 5.0

idk i think the vocals on scarlette do a good job of breaking up the monotony

Album Rating: 5.0

Some good vocal melodies would help too. October All Over could've been a lot better

Album Rating: 5.0

only thing that could make this album any better is if the album cover was tits

Album Rating: 5.0

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Album Rating: 5.0

Fair enough, you make a compelling argument and I concede defeat

Hipster musicians are supposed to suck

This is by far the worst piece of "music" that has ever been laid upon my ears, imagine white noise playing for 74 minutes with some farting in the mix, there you have Leaves Turn Inside You.

Album Rating: 4.0

Not deserving of a 5 rating, but it's a nice change of pace

Album Rating: 5.0

your ability to see and rate music objectively is quite extraordinary

this album is my new favourite thing. especially the song about demons and whatnot. you guys have the best taste

Album Rating: 5.0

robertsona how can you possibly be such a horrible person

Digging: Various Artists (Noise) - Port Out, Starboard Home

This is by far the worst piece of "music" that has ever been laid upon my ears, imagine white noise playing for 53 minutes with some farting in the mix, there you have Monoliths & Dimensions.

this album is my new favourite thing. especially the song about demons and whatnot. you guys have the best taste

wow this thing is really really... (searching for a word) powerful, in the sense you probably know, but if I would start explaining, I would just land in the sweet valley of failures. I know I'm not saying anything new but there is something monumental, something gargantuan behind this album, and true that, it hardly unfolds itself for the listener. I just can't give it a grade, probably in half-a-year i could... I love sputnik when I discover really great music like this! If only that subliminal snobbery wouldn't be ... D:

Album Rating: 5.0

Now go listen to Fugazi, they're better

fugazi aren't nihilistic enough

Album Rating: 5.0

fugazi care too much