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fireaboveicebelow
January 17th 2009


6835 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

you and me should run away together

Yazz_Flute
January 17th 2009


19174 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

robots dont have emotions so they wouldnt give a fuck if they didnt get laid retard

Essence
January 17th 2009


6692 Comments


what if they were programmed with emotions fool

and a robo-libidoThis Message Edited On 01.17.09

Wizard
January 17th 2009


20509 Comments


Wizard likes old Amorphis .

Essence
January 17th 2009


6692 Comments


Wiz did you read my outline on the previous page

foreverendeared
January 17th 2009


14720 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

A powerful (insert here: Wizard/Knight/King/Rebel/Queen) has taken (over/prisoner) of (generic good guy named republic nation/ princess/prince of said generic republic nation). Also, he shoots (fire/lightning/ice/a combination of all three) out of his (hands/eyes/feet/ if you're a risk-taker, his ***)







A young (boy/dog/girl/robot/android) that no one knows about or cares about meets a (failure/exile/criminal with a good heart) who is trying to (redeem himself/ regain his honor/money/both / get laid). The two set out, accompanied by a (robot / two robots / a dog / a robot dog / a dog and a robot), not knowing that the (boy/dog/girl/robot/android) actually is a (latent super-dude who requires absolutely no training / prince/ genius / tool). Along the way, they meet ( another robot / another dog / a combination of a dog and a robot / a combination of a human and any animal, but usually a dog) who also happens to be a great (pilot / killer / pilot-killer / douchebag). They accidentally wind up inside the enemy (base / castle / THAT'S NOT A MOON). As they fight their way out, the (failure/exile/criminal with a good heart) sacrifices himself for the (boy/dog/girl/robot/android) because (of a vendetta / he's retarded / IT'S A SPACE STATION).







Note: if you chose "Criminal with a good heart", they also met another person, who is either the failure or the exile. He will be the guy who dies.







The (boy/dog/girl/robot/android) is very (sad / angry/ turned on ) about the death of his friend. Incidentally, he also happens to be the best (pilot / racer / killing machine) in the (universe / city / street). The remaining band joins up with the local (insurgent force / rebel force / band of douchebags who want their money ) and set out to destroy the thing that is not a moon. Because the (boy/dog/girl/robot/android) is so awesome, the thing that is not a moon is invariably destroyed. The remaining companion gets laid, the (boy/dog/girl/robot/android) gets laid (unless you chose android or robot; sorry, not everyone gets to be happy).







Roll credits and bad (music / dancing / director taking your money).


holy shit that was genius

fireaboveicebelow
January 18th 2009


6835 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

and a robo-libido
what the fuck

jingledeath
January 18th 2009


7100 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I'm speechless.

SCREAM!
January 18th 2009


15755 Comments


I found this to have too many symphonic elements for my liking. Still an above average album though

ikarus
January 18th 2009


577 Comments


some parts feel a bit obnoxious with the 8+ layers of different tracks playing at the same time and the death metal interludes seem random in the flow

or maybe that was just the part i had listened to

fireaboveicebelow
January 18th 2009


6835 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

that happens kinda often actually

Essence
January 19th 2009


6692 Comments


a robo libido???!?!?

Poet
January 19th 2009


6144 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I found this to have too many symphonic elements for my liking


douche lol.

SCREAM!
January 19th 2009


15755 Comments


Im not a big fan of symphonic metal in general. I came in expecting something a la Edge of Sanity (cause i had heard people compare both) and well....yeah...

fireaboveicebelow
January 19th 2009


6835 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

this only sounds like Crimson II if anything, other than that it's nothing at all like EoS

Essence
January 19th 2009


6692 Comments


I was gonna say that too, this sounds NOTHING like Crimson

Crimson
January 19th 2009


1937 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Crimson II is an obvious comparison tbh.

jingledeath
January 19th 2009


7100 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I might get flamed for this but I like this more than Crimosn II

fireaboveicebelow
January 19th 2009


6835 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

http://img519.imageshack.us/my.php?image=flamedxu2.jpgThis Message Edited On 01.19.09

Crimson
January 19th 2009


1937 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

please say I haven't started something.



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