Cradle of Filth Godspeed on the Devil's Thunder
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bastard
October 28th 2008



3435 Comments


Chan, I love you.

Bleak123
October 28th 2008



1902 Comments


SLAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! should go shred dani & co to hell.

TheSyncopath
October 28th 2008



23 Comments


@AtavanHalen : Lord Worm material? :S

Burn2Burn
October 28th 2008



2378 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

cd rules

Steerpike
October 28th 2008



1860 Comments


"[It is] our most extreme, dramatic and deeply disturbing album to date. The legend of Gilles de Rais has been given fresh, vampyrical life in this conceptual meisterwerk, swathed in pitch-black magic and a viciousness unsurpassed in the annals of Cradle history. Screw what our detractors say, everyone who has heard this album has bruised their jaws on the pentagram-bejewelled floor."


It's impossible to read that without imagining Dani lisping and picking out drapes. I need to go lift weights and grill some burgers before the gayness works its way from my eyes to my brain.

fireaboveicebelow
October 28th 2008



6837 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

how come when I type jezebel into google I get this?
http://www.jackiekessler.com/images/jezebel.jpg

DethThrasher
October 28th 2008



463 Comments


which means you didn't actually start reading!

rofl

Curse.
Contributing Reviewer
October 28th 2008



7983 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

HAHA, that is definitely NOT the same one.


Curse.
Contributing Reviewer
October 28th 2008



7983 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Dave Pybus, guitarist for CoF

Taken from Wikipedia:

"Dave recently appeared in U.S. Toyfare magazine (issue 123) featuring his Star Wars Toy collection."

AHAHAHA

SCREAM!
October 28th 2008



10025 Comments


SHAT OUT OF HELL

Digging: Old Witch - Come Mourning Come

fireaboveicebelow
October 28th 2008



6837 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I'll never get tired of that

beans
October 28th 2008



2332 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

bad album is bad

Burn2Burn
October 28th 2008



2378 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Needs more Slipknot amirite bunit

Slaytan
October 28th 2008



1186 Comments


This review ftw.

mynameischan
Staff Reviewer
October 28th 2008



17920 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

do not represent the true spirit of metal and are a convoluted modernist form of it (I don't hate these bands or anything but still)



lol what the fuck are you talking about


you have seemed stifled lately. im sure jom gave you a big, long talk about what they expect from a staff writer...



nope




TeamExcelcior
October 28th 2008



246 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I really think that anyone who thinks Cradle of Filth take themselves seriously is under the wrong impression. Dani once called cof "the world's stinkiest band." Unlike these new deathcore lads screaming about how brutal they are, Cradle of Filth embraces the hilarious excess of metal and just want to put on a good show. Immature? Probably a yes. Fun as hell? Definitely a yes.

Although the rating is pretty unfounded, this review was still pretty hilarious and fun to read.

mynameischan
Staff Reviewer
October 28th 2008



17920 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

if their music isn't mean to be taken seriously then that makes all their albums even more retarded than they already are.

Anodyne
October 28th 2008



85 Comments


even emh wouldn't listen to this band ironicallyThis Message Edited On 10.28.08

TeamExcelcior
October 28th 2008



246 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Do you like Dethklok? 'cause I'm pretty sure they aren't supposed to be taken seriously either. This Message Edited On 10.28.08

mynameischan
Staff Reviewer
October 28th 2008



17920 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

um they're a fake band, there's a huge difference



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