1? Pfff. This "review" just falls in the ridiculous field.
this is pretty bad though
Album Rating: 5.0
This Review has nothing to do with a Review, this is embarrassing for Sputnik.
Review is well written, even if it's too harsh.
Album Rating: 3.0
lol a 5
Digging: Theophany - Time's End: Majora's Mask Remixed
chans best goddamn review
ehhh his aiden reviews >>
lord worm does dominate
"Lately it seems like metal is finally growing up. Jeans and T-shirts are replacing spiked armbands and corpse paint, intelligently-crafted atmosphere is replacing cheesy symphonic elements, and slower, groove-oriented tempos are replacing mindless breakneck riffing. After years of being misunderstood and unfairly described as Satanic and evil, the genre is rapidly gaining the respect that it has always deserved. Bands like Isis, Between the Buried and Me, Burst, Opeth, Mastodon, and others like them are being covered by the mainstream media, all being recognized as metal bands for the thinking man. This recent positive exposure is well-earned and a long time in the making."
lol this review sucks
Digging: Robert Hood - Minimal Nation
hyp why are so awful sometimes jesus
no, he's right thats really bad tbh
that wasn't the point though
we know he wasnt serious doesnt change that it sucks either way
which explains why you're so awful now i thought you were a bro hyp wow
i dont the twitter sorry
You shouldn't even be writing Cradle of Filth reviews. Stick to worshiping Mastadon, you jack-ass. Metal doesn't have to be understood, and it doesn't have to be your definition of mature; Cradle can wear as much make-up as they want, they can rock leather, they can be freaky and vulgar if they feel like it (seeing as that's what extreme metal started on). They produce wicked and memorable riffs, the drumming is outstanding, Dani sounds absolutely inhuman, the symphonic elements are MUCH better than Dimmu (imo), they're one of the most unique bands in extreme metal, and the lyrics are pure poetry. Their career is going awesome and they'll keep going until they're old and grey /m/ All I have to say in response to this awful review; I'm not going to have a long and drawn out argument with you.
Album Rating: 3.5
Reviewer hasn't commented on here in almost four years so I doubt you'll get a response
Lots of nostalgia here but haven't heard this in years. Might be time for a relisten